sirsimplysaw.com – one breath at a time

couple days ago I was youtubing for Eduardo acting/diving during the Celtic match and out of nowhere I come across a pretty cool website I would say. The website is definately not porn site but is sort of movie making site, the site says “If you can type you can make movie. The website is Xtranormal , well is a good place for someone who wishes to create a short and simple movie clip especially to cheer your gf up or something after she found out you were fucking her best friend behind her back. This also suitable for those lack of ideas to add on the gift that you bought for someone special, you know the extra touch that make everything special and personal.

I tried  my hands on this website, although the free version doesnt give you much option to personalise the movie but with a little bit extra effort it should be enough to touches heart, haha….here are some samples that I did, does it look familiar to you ?

after trying my hand on english version I should at least try one on hokkien version, well this is the scene from one of the best inde scene out there…

this is what I written in the script :-

wa kong tiok Wai Hong eh miah , lu heah gip facebook lai kong hor, “Wai Hong lu kuah tiau jileh video lai  kong hor  , mwa I ka lu kong jileh erm kia, toh erm zhui ngo hai chai yan “

and this is the original scene from timeframe 0:33 to 0:45, any different ?

well my movie making skills arent that bad ya, I hope this will give you guys extra option to make your special moment extra SPECIAL, you can also use this to make movie on your making love scene instead of using your camera phone that most of the time produces low quality porn, it also help to prevent shameful and heartbreaking moment just in case your video got spread around in the net which I wonder why is it so easy to be circulate in the net ? I guess some of them just like to show off  I suppose..So no to video camera phone porn and yes to Xtranormal !!!

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A couple of weeks ago in my post Our 1st Won Battle which sort of cover my journey to Wembley Stadium during Community Shield pretending to be United supporter while supporting Chelsea which Chelsea eventually won on penalties. I mentioned that I sort of try to avoid any trouble after watching the movie Green Street Hooligans that feautre Elijah Wood in it, the movie is about hooligans rivalry between football clubs , well is between West Ham United and Millwall to be exact. Those hooligans supporter gather together and call themselves the Firm, every football clubs do have Firm in some sort. According to the movie West Ham United and Millwall’s Firm are sort of the strongest in the world.

At first after watching the movie I sort of think it might be a little over rated. I mean I understand is alright to be a little aggressive sometime but keep on fighting on streets whenever you see opposition Firm members is definately too much. Anyway something terrible happened a couple of hours ago, the match for Carling Cup between West Ham United and Millwall at Upton Park caused a brawl outside the stadium and a 44 year old man got stabbed, it is horrible situation. Here is a newspaperarticle on the incident.

Amongst the fans unwittingly caught up in the riot was actress Jaime Winston.

Pop Star Lily Allen, whose brother Alfie is dating Jaime, said on social-networking website Twitter: ‘Millwall-WestHam, stop fighting, my Jaime is there. If anything happens to her………….. I don’t know, just stop it!’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209028/BREAKING-NEWS-Man-stabbed-West-Ham-Millwall-fans-brawl-outside-stadium.html#ixzz0PEsjXM6z

Is a tragedy and black moments in football for all the fans out there. Oh yea below are trailer for Green Street Hooligan and Full Movie if you want to watch it.

Full Movie

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Everyone has their own dream, the dream that I meant is not the type that you got when u are sleeping or those type that you have because your hormones is extremely active. The dream I m refering to is something you want to achieve in life. Some of you dream of being a world known artist, some dream of being world cass surgeon, some like to build building, some like to have their own business, some like to be sports person while some just want to be rich and famous.

I am sure everyone of you have a dream of some sort but is weird that how most of us divert so far away from our dream at certain point of our life that we simply ignore and buried the dream that we use to have. Why do we distance ourselves so much from our dream ? something we love to do and wish to excel in ? The answer is simple yet complicated, is how clear our dream is and how much we are willing to sacrifice to achieve it ?

Let us do some simple experiment,

1. Turn off all your electrical devices and find a quiet place
2. Clear your mind of all things, don’t think of your favourite porn star even you wanted to
3. Do flashback in your life especially things related to your dream
4. Do you realise that the further back u go the clearer your dream is ?

As you see,  most of us when we were young our dream was so clear, we know exactly what we wanted to do when we grow up. Some of our dream might based on people we admire ,some might base on our own special experience while some just naturally in us. As we grow older, we receiv not so positive input from adults especially from our parents and teachers. I don’t blame them because is a repetition process, someone told them the same thing so they tell us the same thing. Then as we grow much older,  the more not so positive input inside us then the more we are diverted from our original dream , as time passes we simply buried the dream we use to have and walk the path that created by others for us not the path we wanted. I am not saying that it is wrong but is not the path we create and I am sure is not  what we want.

So to those of you that been diverted, well maybe just maybe you should rethink and reconsider your option. Is never to late to go after your dream and is definately never too late to achieve what you want.

BE STRONG, BE COURAGEOUS & BE YOURSELF

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well well, suprised to see all those pictures of a toilet without hot girls or kawaii girls or sexy girls or even girls next door in it ? or suprised you dont see any ghost or spirits in there like some horror movies, it seems that to most movie producer the toilet is one of if not the scariest place in a building…..

so whats the deal with all the ugly and stupid pictures of a toilet ? let me give you some short tour on this toilet. This is a toilet in the Business Park I am currently working part time in, as most of you can see is sort of co ed toilet i would say, even though there are 2 doors depicting the image of the all famous Marilyn Monroe for the ladies and The King Elvis Presley for the gents when you enter is the same unit without any walls or partitions in between them, it is also called shared toilets i suppose. The concerpt is simple, is something like the toilet in the movie American Pie :Beta House where the guy can pee at 1 side while a hot chick can come in naked and shower in other  part of it, then maybe she somehow forget her shampoo and ask for your assistance to pass her the shampoo while you are still holding your hard on dick. simple as that.

I don’t know about you guys but to me is toilet is one of the most intimate and private space that one should have. I mean why do hot chicks and not so hot chicks like to camwhore inside toilets ? they feel comfortable camwhoring in there because it sort of give them privacy, beside that of course there are the huge mirror in there that reflects their perfection perfectly. Am I right ? Personally pictures from toilet camwhoring is one of my favourites, it sorts of reflects the true image of a person. I mean you dont need Eiffel Tower or London Bridge or Berlin Tower or KL Tower or even House of Parliment as the background for a picture to be great. Even a simple picture of you can be great even though the background is so clean and tidy public toilet can be great if it reflects you truly.

Why does horror movie producers like toilet scene ? toilet is such a private space that normally you tend to go in alone except for girls especially when some pervertic looking like guy like ME are staring at them from bottom up. Ghost can scare you better if you are alone, I mean not all ghost are equal, some are good in scaring people ,some are not so good and some just make you laugh. So the best move is to scare someone when he is alone in the TOILET !!! Somehow I believe that ghost do learn some basic pyschology and acting.

Next, I know some of you guys out there who abuse the toilet facility especially the disabled toilet. I KNOW some of you horny guys and horny girls out there who tend to make love in the toilet when you are too horny to wait or too cheap to get a room elsewhere have freaking sex, blowjobbing and a few rounds of quickies or even some sick and disgusting sex act  in the TOILET .  Now now, I dont blame you people for choosing the toilet as you preferred choice of making out space especially in a building because like I said earlier toilet is unwritten PRIVATE SPACE for everyone.

According to some study earlier by some agency that I cant remember that says “If you live till the age of 70 then most probably you spent roughly 2 years in the toilet”. I think this study is quite true compare to some reseach where they claim smoking extends your life span. OK now we are getting into the point , WHY THE HECK am I keep on mumbling about toilet and privacy and toilet and then privacy and then toilet.

Yesterday I felt like peeing after drinking some hot tea. I walk to the toilet without any suspicious as I open the door I saw a guy holding his pant and his freaking underwear hanging at knee length coming out one of the cubicle, he was suprised to see me . Honestly I dont fucking understand why is he fucking suprised to see me cause is a bladly public toilet where every Tom, Dick and Harry can walk in and out whenever they want not his freaking *Ah Kong Eh toilet (*means his grandfather’s toilet) . Then he say to me “I am just trying to get some water” which I dont freaking understand for what, I apologise to him for the UNINVITED entries to the toilet although is not my freaking fault this unpleasant event happened out of politeness.

I turn left and go to the cubicle opposite to pee. Went into the cubicle and finish off my business and I do remember to put down the sit and flush the toilet. A very hygienic person I am , I washed my hand with soap and warm water after coming out of the toilet as I made my innocent step towards the hand dryer machine to dry of my wet hands a door suddenly flung open, IT WAS THAT GUY AGAIN !!! I turn  to him he is still freaking holding his pants with his freaking underwear hanging at the knee length , the same scenario as earlier on. It was freaking obvious he was taking a dump. Then he utter a few words ” I heard some noise outside, is anyone there or anything happening ?” giving me the look someone seeking answer from God himself then I answered ” No my Child there are no one outside and there is nothing happening” . After getting his question answer by God himself he silently when back to the cubicle and shutting the door after him with the sense of satisfaction on his face like he achieved ENLIGHTENMENT like Buddha did when medidating beside a Bodhi Tree. I guess different people get enlightenment from different place. I WAS FREAKING PISSED AND SUPRISED, I mean who the hell in this world would come out of a toilet cubicle while taking a dump holding his pants while his underwear hanging at his knee length when he heard some noise outside ???? WHO WHO WHO ??? this guy does. I mean I can understand if someone rush out if he heard someone shout FIRE or something like that , even though if he does I am sure he will at least clean himelf out and at least wear his underwear properly even is  in a rush. SERIOUSLY up till now I cant seems to figure out whats on this guy mind.

I calmly dry my hands and walk out of the toilet. It was really a very odd and unpleasant and suprising experience. I don’t mind if is some hot girls rush out of the cubicle naked but an overgrown size man not really what I had in mind. I know I come all the way here to seek new knowledge , to expose myself but honestly this experience might just be a little bit too much for me. It feel worst and more shocking than that time I was molested by 2 girls while I was working in Manchester. Oh yea for you dirty minded people out there I would like to clarify that I did not, I REPEAT, I DID NOT saw any part or catch a glimpse of his manhood eventhough his pants and underwear are down. I ALSO LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT ME, SAW IS NOT GAY , I m just unlucky to bump into this.

Below are the crime scene pictures of the cubicle.

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Honestly I dont know why lately I can be so undecisive especially when buying things. It takes me weeks before I made up my mind on which laptop to purchase at the beginning of the year. Well I am thinking of getting contract phone instead of doing PAYG at the moment. So now I m deciding which phone should I get. I am never good with technologies so here are few choices left that catches my eyes. Maybe some on you can help me to choose which one to purchase, and the nominees are :-

Nokia N97

Available in Black or White, the N97 is more a mobile computer than a mobile phone. Packed with every imaginable feature, Nokia’s designers have succeeded in creating a device that is supremely powerful yet easy to use, with a user-friendly touchscreen and a slide-out QWERTY keyboard. With music, video, photos, email, web and downloadable apps all easily accessible from the customisable home page, the N97 delivers everything that we could ask for on the move. Big, heavy and expensive, but just about worth it!

Pros: Latest model, Responsive
Cons : Nokia, Butterfly shape

LG Crystal

The Crystal continues LG’s tradition of innovative design, with the world’s first transparent keypad! The slide-down keypad is touch-sensitive and completely transparent, and the main display is touch-sensitive too. The display is fantastically high in resolution with 800×480 pixels and 16M colours. The Crystal also features an 8 megapixel camera, MP3 player, FM radio, 1.5GB memory plus a memory card slot, HSDPA and WiFi. It’s very expensive though!

Pros : Transparent Keypad, 8 megapixel camera
Cons : LG brand, not macho, the keypad very plastic

Sony Ericsson C905

The C905 raises the bar in camera phone capabilities, with an 8.1 megapixel camera with a powerful xenon flash. In our opinion this is the best camera currently available in a mobile phone. It’s also equipped with GPS, a media player, FM radio with RDS, 3G HSDPA with video calling, WiFi, and up to 8 GB of memory. However, it isn’t the perfect phone: the tricky keypad, poor battery life, lack of video calling and tendency for the speaker to fail make it a disappointment.

Pros : 8.1 megapixel camera, Is Sony Ericsson
Cons : No touchscreen

HTC Hero

The HTC Hero is a very polished touchscreen smartphone, running Google’s Android operating system. HTC have raised their game for the Hero, with a new user interface making it a comfortable yet powerful platform for mobile communication. It’s a very powerful phone and the only reason it doesn’t get 5 stars is because it’s missing video calling and an FM radio.

Pros : Running on Android
Cons : Personally I think is ugly, Android still very new, Sluggish

HTC Touch HD

The HTC Touch HD has the biggest screen on any phone. With a brilliant touchscreen user interface and the Windows Mobile operating system, this is very powerful but easy to use device. Equipped with a 5 megapixel camera, video calling, a superb web browsing experience, GPS with Google Maps, a media player and an FM radio, it’s an all-in-one device that does simply everything. The battery life and memory are also excellent, so there’s very little to fault on this phone, except perhaps for its size.

Pros : Large screen, responsive, MACHO looking
Cons : Bulky, Camera no flash light

So among this 5 phone which should I choose ? Mind helping me by doing the poll and perhaps give me some feedback especially if you are using one of those phones. Many Thanks.

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