Is NOT my Fault

Posted on August 8th, 2009 in Sexual by SirSimplySaw

Is NOT my fault that  I might look younger than what my real age is
Is NOT my fault that my gene doesnt allow my body to grow excessive hairs
Is NOT my fault that I try to keep myself look neat and decent instead of some drunken bump
Is NOT my fault that some people doenst have any common sense

The other day I happily I went for my weekly groceries shopping, bought alot of food items as you know food are needed to keep us alive.Haha what a bull crap theory. I bought some meats, some vege, some flavouring, some canned foods. After walking around for 1 and half hour I proceed to the cashier counter to pay for all the items. As the cashier scanning through my items, he requested for my ID. I was confused as what did I purchase that  required to proof my age. I know UK are very strict on selling Cigrattes and Alcohols to anyone under the age of 18 but I don’t remember buying any of the following items

So I asked the cashier why do you need my ID for ? Then his replied leave me grasping for air , “Sir, you are purchasing this pair of scissors and I would have to verified you are over the age of 18 to purchase it” . I was like WTF is wrong with this people, I know UK is sort of civilised country and alot of thing have constraints on them but checking ID to purchase a pair of scissors is a little bit too much , dont you think so ? Fine to avoid delays in my plan I show him my passport and get on with my life. Here is the picture of the culprit :-

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I mean are they afraid that I will buy the scissors and kill someone with it ? or are they afraid something like this might happened?

LOL hope you guys are not offended by the video, just for fun only. Oh yea and you guess it correctly, I used that scissors to cut it out too to make it look like a wee wee. See, scissors can be useful and dangerous at the same time just depend on how you use it.

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