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One of the basic and ancient way of communicating between humans is through the form of speech. It can be in the form of :-
- talking
- gossiping
- kapsiauing
- jacking
- boasting
- bitching
- lying
- barking
- singing
- talking cock
- moaning and etc

Most of us definately used some form of speech that I mentioned if not all. Is a thing we do almost every single day in our life. Is a BASIC SKILL !!! and yet it suprised me when there are plenty and I do mean PLENTY of people out there who failed to master the most basic of it. I know is not easy to express oneself but giving out direct instruction or asking for something direct shouldnt be that hard am I right ?

No offense but I have come across quite a large number of humans that can’t communicate through speech. Is like when when a human wanted an item call A . He or she can goes around and around the whole galaxy for God knows how many times and yet they never tell us that what they wanted is A. I am not asking you to give a speech to the whole world because you were voted as The Douche of The Year , or telling a joke in front of millions so that they crap in their pants or cock talking like BN representatives, ohh forget about the BN part..Is not like they gave good speeches anyway.

All I ask is to tell me what you want and telling me what you feel or think ? Is it that difficult ? Just use the muscle around yours lips to move it and Wah Lah you are talking, of course you need your brain to send information to it. Sometimes it suprised me that some people who claimed that they are profesionals and yet they cant communicate using form of speech. Is like telling the whole world you got a foot long cock but you can’t get it hard. So what purpose does it serve then ?

There are no specific reason I m writing all this shit is just that I felt that there are plenty of people out there need to polish the most basic of the basic form of communication. This post is not intended to offend anybody or directly aimed at anyone. Just would like to express myself on what I think on this issue.

Here I would like to share a clip on one of my mates blog that can be said relevant or irrelevant to my posting.

Oh Kan lu eh ma chao ci bai, pukima, ki kiong kan, chap pei tai lu eh ma hor beh kan, lu eh kong hor mah kan

OOPPsss.. I changed my mode..

SirSimplySaw do apologize for the vuglar ending of this post.

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You would like to do a little bit of this,
You would like to do a little bit of that,
You would like to do a little bit of everything,
You would end up doing nothing at all.

That’s quite true in most cases in our life, I mean most of us would want to do a little bit of this and that and end up we did nothing at all, I am refering to myself too. Then we have a look around us and BAMMM !!! , a truck hit us… We just realise that in order to really achieve things in our life we need to FOCUS. I had a good look around me, I see that quite alot of my acquaintences are nearly there to achieving their dreams even at quite a young age for asian standard, the simple reason that they are almost there and I mean THERE is by focusing on what they want to do and enjoying the whole process.

There are some who involved in entertainment industry, some who involve in business, some are in sports while some are in the stage of achieving their PHD in whatever subject there are writing their thesis on. One thing for sure they really know whats the want to do and there are FOCUS with it.

I had a good look on myself, I want to do so  many things at once.
- I want to be an artist
- I want to be a celebrity blogger
- I want to start my own online trading business
- I want to be a celebrity politician
- I want to bring down BN
- I want to revive 07th GTN
- I want to be popular
- I want to start my own food business
- I want to be multi multi Millionaire for a start and billionaire later on

Honestly, I cant achive all of it but I believe I will achieve 80% of it but not all at the same time. So now I will have to focus in achieving it one by one. Some of the thing might be glamourous or profitable but maybe thats not what I really want yet at the moment. I have decided and prioritise the things I am going to do.

My ultimate dream as some of you know and some of you might not is to own my own food business chain. I will now concentrate solely on this purpose and this purpose only. I will no longer spend my time and effort on starting an online trading business as it is not something I am keen on, yes it might make some extra money but I dont think it will be worth it at the end of the day.

So now is about my own food business chain and my own food business chain only. The grand opening of my first food chain will be on Friday, 11th November 2011 so please keep yourself free on that day to attend the grand opening. It would be fun and awesome and with you there it would be great.

Well I will continue blogging on my life and journey so do not worry Sir Simply Saw will be around for a very long time. To all the people out there being a celebrity politician and bringing down BN is still very much on my agenda. So continue supporting me and together we shall achieve it.

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all my readers.

THANK YOU

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Today or to be exact the date 26/9/09 mark my 1st year anniversary in the UK. I really lost count on those days that I been here I mean 1 YEAR !!! say long not long say short not short. I do miss alot of things back in Msia especially the food, the local pirated DVDs, the atmosphere, the people and most important the HOLIDAYS !!! I mean officially there are only 8 public holidays in the UK and 3 of it are Xmas,Boxing day and New Year. Thats how sacred holidays are over here.Well things change, our life need to change at times so we just have to adapt to it and live it to the fullest.

Let’s see the whole year here in the UK, plenty of new experiences and plenty of new things. Of course there are unforgettable moments even in the ordinary life that I am going through, maybe is because everything is brand new to me.Here are some highlights during my first year here :-

- I got my first summon to court for driving without insurance
- I manage to have a taste of beer directly from the brewery
- I been surrounded by more drunk people in a week here than a year back in Msia
- I still dont understand how some girls can wear so skimpyly when the temperature is -5C
- Plenty of the cleavages for my busy and hardworking eyes
- I understand the feeling for been violated, I actually been molested by 2 young girls while I was working…DAMN my man boobs is sure damn attractive
- My first trip to a GAY bar
- I had much better Dim Sum here, man the Dim Sum here  is seriously good shit
- The normal fried chicken here taste much better than the KFC here
- I know more people from other country here in 1 year than I did in 21 years in Msia, basically I think  I know people from at least a quarter of the total countries in the world, from Russia to Afghanistan to Zimbabwe to Canada and so on
- The languages you can listen in a public bus is definately more than those language course offered by Erican
- I cook here much more frequent , well cant help it, my mum nagged me when I cook back home
- Manage to attend a few business shows and meeting up with business people
- Been to Craven Cottage and Old Trafford
- Worked in Wembley Stadium and Emirates Stadium
- Watch matches in City of Manchester Stadium, Wembley Stadium and my STAMFORD BRIDGE
- I seen so many great performance by Leona Lewis, Take That, U2, Oasis, Cold Play, AC/DC, Enrique Iglesias, Ciara, Akon, Lionel Ritchie,Kelly Clarkson and some not so popular artist IMHO
- I watched Harry Potter and the Sleepy Prince in the same cinema for Premier Screening attended by Daniel Radcliff and Emma Watson, hmmm maybe I sat at the place Emma Watson sat
- Get to know plenty of new type of people as in people with the mentality you can hardly find in Msia
- Travelling around with public transport is like part of me , sometime I travelled more than 50 miles in a day using public transport…Oh how I miss my comfy Proton Waja
- I start to use yards, miles, pound ,stone rather than metre,kilometre, gramme and kilogramme
- London bridge is a disgrace, no wonder we sang London Bridge is Falling Down when we are young
- I move house 5 times in a year ,ahha

I guess thats about it so far in general, I am glad that I am here but I do miss Penang in some way. There are people in Pg that I really misses.

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today or as i now in Malaysia is celebrating Hari Raya… YAHOOO raya is here puasa(fasting) is over..I dont really celebrate Hari Raya as people who don’t puasa technically cannot celebrate Raya.. So you people out there who never puasa NEVER EVER think of celebrating Raya cause you cannot celebrate..ahha.. Nevermind since Raya is the time to seek forgiveness so I guess is alright you celebrate Raya even you never fast or fast properly and genuinely.

I guess this few days, news about people hurt themselves while playing Meriam Buluh buatan sendiri will scatter around the newspaper like those  that scatter around the sky. Hhmm sometimes i wonder why cant they resist themselves from playing fireworks  , well or at least buy and play with those that are safer i guess. Using buluh(bamboo) to create cannon doesnt that make sense. At least common sense will tell you that they arent strong enough to be use for cannon making but well common sense is not commonly found. I just hope that this year casualty will be lower compare to last year.

I will miss those Pasar Ramadhan where abundant of kuih-muih, ikan bakar, ayam percik and etc that only available easily for a month every year. I miss eating serunding eventhough the first time i ate it is in UK, never eat before when I am in Msia. I miss those open house organise by those Politicians, using OUR money to treat us food..Ohh how nice of them for using OUR MONEY to pay for OUR FOOD and yet it make plenty of Rakyat happy. I guess is true the best way to get into a man heart is through his stomache, my my plenty of heart got stolen during this open house. Is even better when some of them even receive duit Raya from these politicians.

Anyway during this Raya I would like to wish everyone to have a good and healthy life , while we are enjoying ourselves with all the food, meriam buluh and duit raya never ever forget those who fight for us to have a better future, those who sacrifice for us so that we can live peacefully and those who lose their live just because they cross sword with the wrong people. Let us all pray that this Raya onwards we shall fight for whats right and say no to whats wrong, let of us support the opposition and bring down BN , let them know that who is in charge. More than 50 years in power I guess is time to change even Japan make their changes after America.

Now is the time , Malaysia is the place , BN is not the party to go…

anyway Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf Zahir Batin , I know at times I do offend plenty of people and I am really sorry and hope you can forgive me in this Holy month.

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Being a Chelsea supporter for nearly 10 years is quite disheartening to walk in and out of Wembley Stadium and Emirates Stadium like my father’s office but only been to Stamford Bridge once for their open official training before this event. Finally and I mean FINALLY I managed to secure a ticket for Chelsea home match for Champions League match, Chelsea Vs Porto on 15/09/09.

I was damn excited waiting for this match. Well due to the frequent and regular strike of those postal workers I only manage to get hold of my ticket on monday 14/09/09. So it was a sunny and bright day on Monday but Tuesday just the opposite. It was dark,gloomy and rainy day, certainly not a good day for someone like me who manage to get a ticket at the first row near to the center line. Time passes and the rain still there, is awkwadly long raining session especially in the UK.

After I finished my work, I proceed to the ultimate destination, Stamford Bridge. The rain still keep on pouring without showing any mercy not even to a cute and chubby guy like me…Sigh. Reach the stadium at around 1830, took a few picture before proceeding inside to the stadium. Wow my seat is totally awesome, the view is superb. After a while the GKs including Petr Cech did some warm up and not long after that the rest of the Chelsea squad followed. Seeing all of them upclose really make my blood boiling. Frank Lampard look more manly compared to on screen while Essien is very muscular, no wonder he can ramp people like a train.

The rain still hasnt stop and it doesnt show any sign of stopping when the kick off start. The atmosphere of the stadium is superb, the chanting the roaring and noise is at a high level . “Chelsea Chelsea , Chelsea Chelsea we are feeling so blue today”, a scout chant that I normally use with my fellow scouts was use as well, it goes “Oh when the Blues, oh when the blues, Oh when the Blues go marching in, we are the biggest in number oh when the Blues go marching in”

There go the kick off, due to the heavy rain Chelsea tempo is not at usual speed. Alot of passes and counter attack didnt work well. As I was busy watching the match I didnt take much picture during the game. Not much real chances was created at the first half even though largely dominated by Chelsea so the score at half time was 0-0. Just to remind you again , the rain didnt stop at all during the match. I was soaking wet even before the kick off starts.

Then 2nd hald started, a few minutes into second half Chelsea manage to score the leading goal through Nicholas Anelka reacting after a rebound. The whole stadium went esctasy as all of us celebrate the goal. The game go on and I have to say the referee is not so firm and quite undecisive at critical moments. Porto look very dangerous at the last 20 minutes and it take a few very fine save from Cech to keep the scoreline at 1-0 . The final whistle goes off, all of us celebrate our win for tonight, a battle is won but the war is far from over.

Make my move towards my home feeling contented and pleased. The rain stopped for a while I am in the bus as I reached near my home, rain starts pouring and as I take my steps heading back to my home I am soaking wet. I guess it is a wet affair after all.

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