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Have you heard of Christy Yow ? apparently she was given the nickname Malaysian Giant Breasts by certain not so bright people just because she has a pair of 36c breasts to show off. I agree that 36c might look huge on her petite body but 36c is still 36c and certainly she don’t really deserve the title Malaysian GIANT Breasts. Is all just part of our illusion, just imagine this, a 6 inches dick stucking out from a petite and skinny asian guy and a 6 inches dick stucking out from big and huge black guy.Please bear in mind those 2 dicks have the same diametre. Which one of those dick will look bigger ? the answer is that petite and skinny asian guy dick even though it is both the same size dick, a 6 inches is still just a 6 inches dick eventhough it might look bigger on certain person and smaller on the other. Thats optical illusion for you my friends.

Anyway she was sort of chosen to potray Rose Chan “The Queen of Striptease” in a new movie The Charming Rose, I guess having those so called GIANT breasts helped her to get that role. Then lately I believe some Singaporean offered to donate S$50k if she strip at a charity show. Hhmmm well is a good intention donating money to charity but donating money in order to have a look at a pair of breast doesnt seem that sincere. I dont think a glimpse of that so called GIANT breasts is worth S$50k anyway but hey who am I to judge right ? There are people paying a little as $5 for sex services while there are others who willing to pay millions of dollars for sex services after the conclusion are the same either you cum or you do not cum.

This is Christy Yow

I am not really that interested to talk about her yet as I don’t know much about her, just knew she has a pair of 36c breasts, thats about it. I am actually more interested in discussing the person she is going to potray. Rose Chan is who I am interested in. The late Rose Chan was famously known as The Queen of Striptease and she sort of an international performer as she does performance in Germany, France, UK, Australia and etc before.

Well I first heard of the name Rose Chan from my parents, as my parents are quite the open minded type they do share things that other parents might not with their children. My dad told me that he use to watch a couple of performance by Rose Chan before although I don’t exacly know how many times are a couple when she was performing in Penang at the current site for New World Park at Swatow Lane. According to him there was something like an entertainment and performance building there back then, the oldest memory I had on that site is just a huge empty and dirty piece of land before they turn it into the current New World Park. I can’t recall anything earlier than that, maybe some of you could enlighten me on the condition of the building before that.

So what does The Queen of Striptease does ? She strips of course, that makes me wonder why such act exist during those time in Malaysia when we cant have it now ? I thought we are getting worst and worst with those so call modernisation that exposed us to the west cultures and abundant pornographic materials in the net and yet they have LIVE STRIPTEASE back then, thats what I call irony. She does alot of other stunt during her performance beside showing her assest such as ;
- wrestle with python
- bending iron rod stuck to the base of her throat
- carrying a man on her shoulders
- put a plank on her body and having motorcycle ride over her
while those intimate act includes ;
- takes audience spectacles and rub it against her vagina
- stuff a banana into her vagina
- open the cap of Coca cola bottle using her vagina
- pull out a string of razor blade that inserted into her vagina one by one
- shoot a dart at a balloon using her vaginapower something similar to horsepower

It is quite a suprise the amount of tricks can be done by a vagina, I dont think a man dick can do that many performances and I believe most were under performing after a period of time, I am sure most of you ladies will agree with me. According to what I understand, the Thai Girl Show or Tiger Show in Thailand idea might come from those people who watched Rose Chan performance before, so she can be consider as the founder of Thai Girl Show. Perhaps one day I should have at a look what this Thai Girl Show is all about in order to know Rose Chan better.

I would say her life is really a roller caster, she had seen the worst and at the same time she had seen the best of the life. She was also a very charitable person, a portion of her show income will go to charity organisations benefiting children and old folks home, institutions for the blind and patients with TB. She married five times in total with 2 sons and 4 daughters in total from all her marriages. Things wasnt that well for her at the later stage of her life as she was banned to do any performance in KL and later on she was convicted for prostituting herself in a massage parlour in Perth. Then at 1973 Malaysian authorities took away her perfoming license weirdly it happens not long after she lodged a corruption report to the National Bureau of Investigation against a cultural officer in the Ministry of Culture, Youth and Sports.

She later diagnose with breast cancer at the age of 55 in year 1980 and was given 18 months to live but she live longer than that. God then decided to take her back when she is 62 years old in the year I was born. If you required more information about Rose Chan you can either click HERE or simply ask your parents if they are Malaysian and Singaporean or stayed in this 2 countries for certain period of time and you are just teenager or young adults. I am sure they have heard and watch Rose Chan before, if they say they don’t know who is Rose Chan then I am sure they are lying especially your DAD. If your dad deny it ask him when your mum is not around and I am sure he is more than willing to share with you the story of the legendary Rose Chan.

THE FOLLOWING PICTURE MIGHT APPEAR OFFENSIVE IF YOU LIVING IN THE 50s SO PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Continous from Wet Intimate Dream part 1.0

Once inside we start to undress,
hugging each other getting closer,
she even breath down my neck,
when I look closely at her gorgeous rack.

Before we even get seriously started,
there’s a knock on the door,
as I get up to open the door,
my my what a suprise I saw.

Another familiar face looking at me,
someone I used to yearn to love,
but we were not fated the last time around,
now she would like to get down.

She pushes me to the bed,
and she begin to undress,
those two women look at each other,
with the devilish look on their face.

I beginning to wonder and ponder,
is this their plan since beginning,
team up together to pleasure,
a man like me full with desire.

I really can’t believe my eyes,
as two gorgeous lady,
standing in front of me,
with lust and damn freaking horny.

We proceed to the inviting bed,
in order to get dirty,
the action started slowly,
but soon enough it get messy.

One start from bottom,
the other from top,
it felt like heaven,
on this lovely Earth.

Many positions we do try,
from back to back to 69,
I do it gently and wise,
in order not to make you two cry.

Your skin so smooth and light,
under the bright moonlight,
even my sweat glide down your thigh,
but we will do it alright.

After all the blowing and sucking,
we went to humping and petting,
my heart nearly stopping,
but we still keep on going.

The view of your sexy back,
and your partner gorgeous rack,
while humping down my stick,
is not the view for the sick.

As you humping up and down,
my tongue busy petting her down,
all the action and sound,
nearly make me cum.

Oh god believe me,
when I said I nearly cum,
if not because of the fucking alarm,
that wake me up from my realm.

I finally realise it was just a dream,
tried my best to get back in,
but I just couldnt do it,
no matter how hard I itch.

All this so call wet dream,
leaving me frustrated feeling dirty,
I hope you wont think I am pervertic,
for writing this masterpiece.

By SirSimplySaw on 29/10/09

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I had a dream last night :-

not a dream about when mankind can write ,
not a dream about when mankind can fly ,
not a dream about when mankind can touch the sky ,
not a dream about when mankind can simply die.

Is a dream thats only occur when we sleep ,
a dream that last only as long as we are asleep ,
a dream you wish you could remember but you simply don’t ,
a dream that at  times you wish it wasn’t just a dream.

I wasn’t a holy guy , I wasn’t a badass either,
I do good deeds yet I am sinned,
my mind wasn’t dirty yet it is not clean,
but somehow up till lately I never had a wet dream.

When my friend or even my foe,
talks about having a wet dream,
all thats inside my mind was just emptiness,
as I just don’t understood what a wet dream is.

As time passes things do change,
I am not sure is it the weather,
I am not sure is it the surrounding,
but somehow just somehow things just change.

I really had a dream last night,
almost a wet and pervertic dream to be exact,
I don’t know whats coming to me,
but what I know is I nearly cum.

I dreamt that I was alone in a restaurant,
sitting by myself until I see her shadow,
appearing from the dark a face I could recognise,
oh my how suprised I was when she appear.

A face so familiar yet the feelings so distant,
as the moon replaces the sun,
our conversations goes from decent to wild,
hands touching, body sweating, lips kissing.

Dinner not the only thing serve on the table,
she made her move and I made my,
soon after we proceed to the chamber,
to do what a man suppose to do.

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Today is a very exciting day for me as the Grand Winner of Project Alpha Blog Contest , Adidas Action 3 is sending me for a date with Jojo Struys to Chelsea, UK to watch an English Premier League match and that is happening today. I am very thankful to Nuffnang, Adidas Action 3 and Jojo Struys for making this such a meaningful event for me. As a supporter of Chelsea FC for nearly 10 years this is once in a lifetime opportunity for me to watch them play life at Chelsea.Jojo and I are about to watch the match Chelsea FC vs Blackburn Rovers at Stamford Bridge.

The weather today is gloomy at first but later when the match is about to start it all well and sunny, a very good day for an exciting football match. Jojo and I started our journey around mid noon as the match starts at  1730.

Thanks to this 2 babies I am on a date with Jojo to watch Chelsea LIVE

Taking the famous red Double Decker Bus to our destination

My babies getting comfy inside the bus

They were shouting ” Look at the PINK black cab ! Is cool isn’t it”

All of us enjoying the view of Autumn along the journey, my babies had the first class view

Finally after nearly an hour journey due to the traffic we are finally here at Chelsea Football Club

Well we cant be wrong when the Bus Stop sign says Chelsea Football Club

The gate at Stamford Entrance

My babies took picture with John Terry and the Community Shield and Fa Cup

The view around  Stamford Bridge

This is the Megastore thats sell almost everything you need as a Chelsea Fan

The view around the pitch when it is still early, as you can see is still very empty

Chelsea Goalkeeping team warming up for the match

Blackburn Rovers team warming up

The entire Chelsea team preparing themselves for the kick-off

Soon after that , the match started. The atmosphere at Matthew Harding stand is electrifying, the amount of noise made by the home supporter is so loud that you literally hear the stand shaking. Mind you I do contribute a lil bit to this voicequake, for those that weak hearted you will definately find the noise a lil too much for your heat to take. Chelsea started well , manage to create a few chances in the first half and forced Blackburn Rovers to conceed an own goal in the first half. Peter Cech was rather having a stroll in the first half as nothing much he needs to do. So the first half score was 1-0 to Chelsea.

Chelsea were dominating in the second half and when the clock strike 54 mins , Chelsea went berserk. Chelsea manage to score 4 goals in around 15 mins time frame through Lampard 2, Drogba and a very beautiful goal by Essien. The crowds went wild during that period, basically all of us were on our feet screaming and cheering during that frenzy. Throughout this period the amount of noise increase drastically, is like the whole world is cheering for Chelsea sharing the joy with us thats inside the stadium at that time.It was one hell of an experience, soon after that Blackburn tried to score some consolation goal but John Terry denied them a goal by clearing in on the line. I do apologize as I was too mesmerize by the game and the goals I hardly took any picture during the game as I don’t want to miss any moment of it.

In the end it was 5-0 to Chelsea, thats one match definately worth watching. The whole experience is so meaningful. All of us had a good time including my babies and Jojo of course, all  those Chelsea supporter inside Stamford Bridge and those around the world I am sure they had a good time as well. Soon after that we make our ways leaving Stamford Bridge with unforgettable memories.

Before kick-off

Some action during the game

View outside the stadium after the match

So once again I would love to thanks Nuffnang, Adidas Action 3, Jojo Struys, Chelsea players and supporters and last but not least Paul Robinson for making it such a wonderful event for me. Thank you

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Those that close to me they will sort of know whats attracts me physically in a girl, I mean physical appearance is definately not important but somehow everyone have their own personal preferences in some way. Is like some white man have this sort of fantasy to make love with young and petite asian girl or how some asian dick would would to fuck some white meat. Ok I am not talking about sex here, I guess I went a little off the topic over there.

Personal preferences as in some feature in a person that attracts you or catch your attention, as in for women you might find her attractive because she has huge boobs, firm ass, smooth skin , big eyes, long hair, bald, pointy nose, long legs and etc I am sure you get my point well as for men you might find him attractive because he has large chest, muscular, huge penis, tall, dark, bad, hairy and etc.

For me my personal preferences is always girl with a lil bit of meat and long hair, I would love to show you some sample of the type of girl that attracts me based on those feature but those that come close are people I know and none of them are my GF yet so I think I will need their permission to post it up, hopefully one of them would allow me to post their picture here if not I do apologise. So basically I prefer girl a little meaty and long hair UNTIL I saw this model in a bus advertistment, she is totally opposite of my preferences, she is thin and has short hair but somehow the whole combinations makes her look so freaking good, it like gave you the WOW factor.

I was totally mesmerized by her, I know she might not look like what she did if without the make up and stuff but she is simply awesome. She does advertistment for a line selling lingerie, Tezenis to be exact. I dont know whats her name but I am quite sure she is Italian. Anyway words cant describe her, well she is not the pretty pretty but something about her that attracts me ,maybe is the whole package and the freshness. In order to make thing easy I will post some of their catalogue here in order to show you what I m talking about, please dont not wet your bed when you sleep tonight for the guys out there. All the photos below are property of Tezenis

So what do you guys think ?

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