what makes a Bad kiss a ‘bad kiss’ ?
Somehow somewhere I was lead to clicking on a friend of my MSN icon, and POOOFsss I saw the display picture showing a lovely couple kissing, quite a deep type of kiss from my view. I would love to share the memorable picture with all of you but due to respect to their privacy I restrain myself from doing so but if you guys really would like to have a look at that magical picture feel free to leave me a comment at the end of the post and I might be able to convince that couple to share the picture with us. For those curious human out there this couple is S & S . None of the S in the name are refering to me just in case you guys get the wrong idea.
Ok whats with kissing, as a non kisser myself. I never kiss a girl before,yes thats is for real even though you might not believe it but thats the sad reality for sSs. If I am not mistaken , my only kiss on the lips so far was forcibly done unexpectedly by TEH SEE KHOON without my permission of course but hey if the 3 seconds rules apply, you know if something fell on the ground for less than 3 seconds and you picked it up it is good as new, so if that 3 second rules apply in my case then TEH SEE KHOON never kiss me on my lips. Seriously I don’t know whats about me that turn him on so much that he have to molest me, maybe is my pair of gorgeous man boobs or simply his fetish for weird stuff.
Lets talk about kissing in details, somehow I come across alot of comments from women in movie or real life commenting that their partner is a bad kisser, to be a non kisser myself I really dont understand how you define a bad kisser and a great kisser ? I mean I wouldnt want to be label as a bad kisser next time around so I looked around in the net whats differentiate bad and good kisser , I come across this article which I think quite helpful “What Makes a Bad Kiss a ‘Bad Kiss’ from this blog klawless.wordpress . So what makes a bad kiss a bad kiss ?
- Excess slobber. If a towel or spittoon are needed for clean up after a kiss… there’s not likely to be another.
- Belief in adage “the more tongue, the better.” Please know in advance: yes, I still have tonsils and my wisdom teeth have been removed…you really don’t need to double check. Thank you.
- The Mamma Bird/Baby Bird Technique: Please refrain from opening hatch and waiting for me to deposit something. I might be tempted to get a worm from the bait shop just to see if that’s what you’re looking for.
- Blood. Any blood drawn and you get sent back over to the Vampire Academy for more lessons.
- Back pats or dry, hard lip pecks — nothing says “kissing my brother” (unless we’re talking Hilary Swank) more than that kind of body language.
- No Kiss at all. If you’re trying to skip the kiss ala “Pretty Woman,” I won’t be giving you the green card to move along to the other activities at which you are so obviously aiming.
- Face licking. Ewwww. Not even my dog thinks face licking is cool.
- Weird clicking or popping sounds that make me think you might be trying to imitate Larvell Jones in the Police Academy movies.
- Bad breath or body odor. Yup, I’m one of the finicky people.
- Lizard Kissing. I’m not a huge reptile fan so, in my book, the kiss is over quicker the faster the flicker.
- Mashing. If I’m worried about tooth chips or losing the top 3 layers of skin to stubble, I’ll skip the call to my dentist and dermatologist by avoiding further opportunities with a masher.
- Sucker Fish Kissing. If I’m worried about having hickeys on my cheek the next day, you are so done.
- Passivity. If you are about as responsive as a pillow, I’ll send you to casting for the next young adult movie featuring the joys of abstinence.
- The Air Block. Please make sure I can continue to breathe.
So all the lady out there mind to share with me is whats written up there is true ? I would very much appreciate all your input on this issue then maybe I will repost Bad Kiss Part 2 if I have sufficient input regarding this issue. Oh yea if any lady out there kind enough to practise kissing with me feel free to drop me a msg,as you all know perfect practise makes perfect ..ahha..For those of you who don’t know how to tell your partner he or she a bad kisser I hope that this video might be helpful to you guys to keep the relationship running.
and what I define as a good kiss ? The following scene below is definately ,definately a scene that we all can learn from on how to kiss….