Who say Saw isnt a Nice guy ?
I was checking my old email as I had a little time to spare, man I got like over 1k emails in my inbox mostly are spam and some are forwarded mails from friends. As I gone through the emails I realise that I am such a great person and someone trustworthy not to mention freaking lucky dude. I mean is like there are so many people out there needed my help to get money out of their country and in return I will be rewarded with 10% of the amount I transferred and there are some of them are dying without next to kin.
Case 1. There is this nice sweet young lady in her early 20s that unfortunately her dad got shot by some unknown hitman and she got stuck with her evil step mother. She couldnt stand her stepmum so she seek asylum in some camp refuge. Apparently her dad is a wealthy businessman trading in cocoa, cashew nuts, art collector and land developer. Before her dad pass away he somehow deposited the amount of $ 6.7 millions in a bank in London. She said that she is more than willing to be my life partner and fund me in my business venture if I help her out…Arwwww thats so sweet of her.
Case 2. Then there is this old lady in her late 50s that suffering from breast cancer. Mind you breast cancer is no laughing matter. Well her husband pass away in a car accident and since then she been alone without any children. As her times are near she is seeking my assistance to manage her $3.2 millions by distributing it the organisations of my choice. I wish I could help her but I might giving all the money to booze company, women and hospital bills for myself so I guess I better not help her. Like the Cantonese people like to say ” the more you try to help the more trouble you will cause”.
Case 3. This lady was treated badly by her late husband family , this definately cause a scar in my heart as I believe all women should be treated nicely and be pampered even when the man pass away. She was asking me to help her to get money out of her husband deposit box. Well I am not sure how much are there inside the box and I dont deal with uncertainties so I am sorry girl I cant help you. I do hope that your late husband family will treat you better and you dont have to suffer further humiliation.
Of course there are lots more people out there who needs my help but basically their situation are nearly the same so I dont want to be long winded with it. Beside this people needing my help there are plenty of big or should I say GIANT companies out there for no apparent reason choose me to receive a chunk of their money as a lottery winner but you know Saw wont take things that doesnt belong to him and he will take what he deserve.
Case A. I mean I do buy euro millions at times but receiving an email to notify me that I won their Email Lottery amounting £ 1.5 millions. Hmmm I am tempted to claim it but £ 1.5m seems too little for me to sell my dignity of taking things that not my and things that insult my intelligence.
Case B. Who is the richest person in the world at the moment ? Yes you got it right, is our beloved Mr. Gates, Bill Gates to be exact. Well apparently he is so rich that at times he will dig out a couple of his millions dollars like his spare change and gave it out randomly to a few email user out there. Well I wouldnt want take some spare change from Mr.Gates like homeless people and I definitely dont want people to say that Mr.Gates helped me when I replace him as the world wealthiest person in the world.
Well anyway if any of you are willing and wanted to help those people that I mentioned feel free to contact me as I am more than willing to help you down all your hard earn money into the drain. Seriously if you guys have some extra cash to spare keep it with you for the moment and donate it to me for my election campaign when I run for the PM of Malaysia position. I will need plenty of support then so I wish you could not only witness the history in the making but also be part of it.
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