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2 defeats in 1 week is a disaster for current Chelsea team no matter how you put it and for some reason my laptop keep on crashing just before Inter Milan match . Anyway is been quite a bad week for me physically and emotionally. You see I am a very competitive person well at least I still think I am although I can feel the fire in me slowly burning out as I am getting older. The feelings from victories is far more pleasuring than orgasm to me but please don’t be mistaken , I am not that kind of person who can’t accept defeat but simply prefer winning.

Anyway so what’s happening to Chelsea ? I believe our disaster started with the long term injury to Michael Essien , then the ANC , then injury to Ashley Cole and Yury Zhirkov, then the latest injury to Petr Cech but I believe worst of all I believe is the scandal involving the captain John Terry. Personally I do not really agree with what he does with his mates mistress. That’s just so foolish of him considering there are like millions of women out there willing to sleep with him anytime, anywhere and I strongly believe some of them even willing to pay him handsomely to sleep with him.

Ahhh don’t give me those political correctness bullshit, we are too politically correct to be corrected politically . I mean seriously everyone of us had a dark side that we don’t want other people to see. Just like Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde. It doesn’t matter if we are one of  those white collar,blue collar or even no collar humans , all of us simply have those dark sides.
- Some of us do drugs
- Some of us kills
- Some of us pay for sex
- Some of us supply those stuff
- Some of us gamble excessively
- Some of us lied too much
The list goes on and on my friend and you knew better what else there thats not in the list that we don’t want other people to know about us.

Unfortunately for JT, he was victim of what I called the media conspiracy. Somehow somewhere someone with huge influence doesn’t like us Chelsea too much. Maybe he or she or them is Utd fans or maybe Brazil fans, so they know if everything went too smoothly , Chelsea might end up winning the FA Cup , the Premiership and the Champions League and with God blessing England might end up winning the World Cup in South Africa 10. So this people have to stir things up a little for Chelsea. I mean JT is just a human after all and there is a limit of abuses and problems that he can take on by himself. I mean even the ‘Son of God’ aka Jesus has His limits so I am sure JT who is not the son of God directly has his limits too.

You see media is a very a strong tool even stronger than those missiles, satellites , nuclear weapon , manchurian army and etc. Those who have a say in the media literally hold the world by its balls. They can do almost everything that they wanted and the best thing is that they can get away with it. This people are far more powerful than Osama, Obama , Obala and O’Christ put together but of course sometimes this people are part of it.

From history we know that media can influence the outcome of EVERYTHING. Seriously who do you think really decide who’s Hot and who’s Not in America Idol , British Got Talent , X Factor , Akademi Fantasia and so on ?
Who do you think decide who’s heroes and who’s villain between Batman and Joker ?
Why people think Gandhi is godly and Hitler is evil ?

The bigger your audience the more powerful you are , of course you can’t always have 100% of the world as there are other people who involve as well. There are plenty more I would like touch on media but honestly I am not in a very good mood. Anyway whoever you are that messing with us at the moment trust me when I say this DONT FUCK WITH US cause you will regret it some day. We are no pushover you DAMN CUNT.

Before I go take a moment on your life to ponder on this, how come Dr.Chua Soi Lek sex video is out in the open while the rest are not ? Do you seriously think the rest of them only fuck a woman in their life after they get married ? It is worth a ponder my friend, trust me on that.

Have a nice weekend people.

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Some of us like to have plenty of choices in life while some prefer to be conservative and stick to their original choice all the time.

I got this friend of my , he is very different from me especially in making choices. Everytime when we go and have a meal at this so called ‘Western Food’  places back in Malaysia he will always and I mean ALWAYS order ‘Chicken Chop’ no matter which shop we went to as for me I always order whatever the special is of that shop. I always like to try new things although sometimes it is not too new just different name given to it.

You see by sticking to your original choices  you are always quite sure of what to expect from the experience to the taste to the texture or shall I say it is a safe choice. While if you like to try new things or new places you might get some not so pleasant experience but at times you will be suprise by what the new places can offer.

I always believe life should be about having fun and trying new stuff, most of the time I would like to keep my mind and option open to EVERYTHING. I mean at times some of the stuff that I tried or explore might sound a little bit crazy but hey NO PAIN NO GAIN.

BUT

At times I am not sure is it because I like trying new things or I got bored easily with the same ol same ol. You see maybe I am just saying that I like to try new things just make myself feel less guilty when throwing those old things away.

Well I did let go of some stuff that I am not so interested in quite alot of times. I am not someone that will cling on something or someone that I am no longer interested in. I ‘BACK OUT , PULL BACK and LET GO’ it is as simple as that just like years back when they have this advertistment teaching you how to use the self service petrol pump ‘ANGKAT , TOLAK , MASUK , PICIT’ ( LIFT, PUSH , PENETRATE , SQUEEZE ) .

Ahha I can’t believe after so many years I can still remember that phrase, I believe the advert first appeared in the mid 90s. Kudos to the advertising team that did that commercial. I guess the reason I still remember it simply because it is so catchy and at times can be very dirty. I am sure you get what I mean you dirty minded people. I mean any guy will get the wrong idea if a girl whisper this to his ears  ‘ LIFT , PUSH , PENETRATE , SQUEEZE ‘ am I in the wrong for thinking this way ?

Anyway back to the topic , you see some people will keep on working at the same company , same place , same position and some worst case scenario same old pay for a very VERY VERY long time even though they no longer have the passion or even the soul to work there anymore. Is it because of their loyalty , security or stupidity ?

While they are some people who still in a relationship even there are no love between them anymore or a relationship turned sour especially those married couples. I don’t know why it is so difficult for one to say ‘I don’t have feelings for you anymore and I believe now is the right time for both of us to move forward instead of just wasting our time with each other’  . Is it because of loyalty , security or stupidity ?

Then we have this kind of people who sort of claim they are a disciple/son/follower of some religion but yet they don’t really understand the teaching of it or connected to God. So what they do is simply follow it blindly without really understand the whole thing. Is it because of loyalty , security or stupidity ?

You see Saw ain’t those kind of guy ,
-Saw say no when things isn’t right
-Saw say no when he no longer have the passion
-Saw seek new things if the old one expires
-Saw don’t like wasting his time on things he has no interest in
-Saw move on when the right time to do so

That’s why most of the time Saw isn’t the perfect Son / Student / Partner / Friend / Teacher / Employee / Follower /ETC to most people because Saw has the mind of his own and the guts to do the things he wants. Saw did not follow blindly as he keep on seeking what’s best for him , it might affects the others but Saw knew if he didn’t do what he did he will regret it at the end of the day.

Don’t get me wrong , I am not asking you to be a playboy , frog , fanatics or whatsoever but I am just telling you to let it go when you have to let it go, to hold on to it when you have to hold on to it.

So am Saw in the wrong ? Well Saw is not according to Saw. Is all this loyalty , security or stupidity ?

Ps. I couldn’t find that ‘ Angkat , Tolak , Masuk , Picit ‘ advert anywhere. If any of you bump into it could you be kind enough to share it with me. Many thanks.

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In this world all of us like to be special or feel special , some just have to be natural to be special while the others have to try very very hard in order to be special. Throughout our life we have those sort of “special events” to make us or the people around us feeling special.

Since the day we were born those around us celebrate like there is no tomorrow although some do cry in agony thinking about those amount of money require to raise this baby. You see sex is basically FREE except you decide to be a nice guy and pay for it but condom is not free except in some kind country that provide it freely so alot of people have unprotected sex in order to save a few pennies, BIG MISTAKE !!! You see just because you have decided to save a few pennies now you have to spend a lot and I mean A LOT of pounds to rectify shall I say this mistake.

You see getting someone pregnant is similar to striking jackport in your local national lottery, the only difference is that instead of you getting paid millions or in some cases billions ( country like Indonesia if they have one) you are the one that paying everyone else millions of your local currency.

Well don’t get me wrong sometimes this millions can be a good investment but most of the time that isn’t the case. Either those millions will go down the drain when you child turn out to be a some useless bump who can’t even support himself or his family throughout his entire life how is he/she going to support you ? or your child could turn out to be quite a successful person but he/she is such an asshole that he/she doesn’t even give a shit about how you live or even worst your child turn to be a very useless asshole who not only can’t even take care of you but have to leech to you for the rest of his/her so called life.

Of course those are some of the worst possible outcome , I mean if you are lucky enough to have a baby in a first world country@developed nation you can be live with peace of mind that even if you child turn out to be total ASSHOLE you can rely on the country and some other kind hearted people to take care of your grown up child. They will give him place to live, food to eat and money to spend and if your grown up child too useless to bath himself or eat by himself I am sure there are people out there willing to feed and bath him too.

We do have those rare moments where our investment turn out alright and in some even rare occasion our investment turn out to be a great investment.

The reason I am writing all this is not to condemn the act of making babies I mean I wont be here if that process doesnt exist. I am just writing all this to make you people who thinking of having baby to have another thought of it and just make sure you have the means to raise a baby decently.

As for those of you that doesnt want to have a baby yet or hates giving away your wealth to people who you might not know yet please wear a freaking condom or make sure your partner does when you people make sweet love. If you think buying condoms is a waste of money wait till you have a baby to raise.

Anyway I started this entry wanted to write about insignificance events to be celebrated by insignificance people in order to feel significant. I guess I was way off the topic but what the heck I will just write about it the next time around.

PLAY SEX WEAR CONDOM

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Since this year Chinese New Year celebration fall on the same day as Valentine’s Day I wonder how some of you love birds going to celebrate it. I guess this is the best excuse to bring your partner to meet your family if she/he haven’t met them yet and also a very good year for those couple to save upa couple quids by dining with family members instead of paying those CUT THROAT PRICES and getting those lousy services in those restaurants during Valentine’s Day.

You can also avoid all those harassment from so call flower girls selling roses 20 times the actual price that will most probably be dead next day in a hot place like Malaysia just to sort of show off that you are an total idiot. Hmmm paying someone to make a fool of yourself , I guess thats not something new in Malaysia. Well since today is a such a great day I wouldn’t want to be nasty.

So I would like wish all of you here instead of spamming Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Friendster, MSN, Yahoo, Skype and etc

Happy Chinese New Year
&
Happy Valentine’s Day

( All the pictures in this post are from Facebook Mousehunt)

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Have you ever heard of the song ‘Que Sera Sera’ ? Is a very smooth and catchy song … The lyrics of the song goes like this ;

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty, will I be rich
Here’s what she said to me.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

When I was young, I fell in love
I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead
Will we have rainbows, day after day
Here’s what my sweetheart said.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

Now I have children of my own
They ask their mother, what will I be
Will I be handsome, will I be rich
I tell them tenderly.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

As Valentine’s day is approaching somehow the conversations on relationship seems to pop up here and there quite often. After a few conversation with a couple of my close friends, not so close friends and even with my colleagues/manager I come to realisation that for some reason I am quite afraid to fall in love or involve in a real relationship.

I am not very sure of the reason , maybe because of all the not so pleasant pre-relationship experience. YES the courting and flirting process. Somehow I failed miserably in all those sweet talking , eye contact , body language , signal or whatever that make the whole thing collapse. At times I don’t even know what I did wrongly , is like the chinese saying ‘die also don’t know the reason’ .

Fool me once , shame on you ;
Fool me twice , shame on me ;
Fool me thrice , better go and die.

Well after so many unsuccessful attempts it make me think that perhaps I am the problem here and not the girl or woman I am going after. So what did I do wrong ? Am I being pessimistic ? Am I being choosy ? Am I being unrealistic ? Am I being predictable ? Am I being boring ? or is it like what all my goody good friends always console me with “Your fate is not here yet , when time is right you want to run also cannot run”. Thats very kind of them in order to make me  feel better.

After a few discussion this couple of days , I think I sort of have the idea what’s the main reason of my failure. I believe the right term to use is ” FEAR ” . Somehow I am afraid to get involve in a relationship after looking at all the couples around me. Being a late bloomers who doesn’t get into any relationship yet I manage to ’share’ on my friends experience and also those people around me. Unfortunately most of the time they only share the UNFORTUNATE moments with me such as ;

- How their partner lie and betray them
- How they are financially drained in every way possible
- How they quarrel over EVERYTHING
- How they doesn’t have any privacy
- How their life is in such a mess

Of course there are alot of sweet moments and very intimate feelings between them and their partner but somehow those things just slip through their mind when they share their experiences with me. I don’t blame them for not telling me those thing because is really just between both of them, their moments and NOT my. I think I will feel akward if they start going into details about their relationship and stuff.

So after all this years all those -ve thoughts keep on accumulating inside me little by little without  me noticing and everytime I would like to get involve into a relationship all those thoughts run through my head faster than the speed of light. After taking a few moments to think about it, by that time those -ve thoughts already went around the world a few rounds as I take a step back and just drop the whole idea to get involve in a relationship.

I guess my situation right now is sort of like a white man trying to eat durian , after hear about it , look at it and smell it . I just drop the whole idea of tasting the durian as all I heard, saw and smell so far are bad stuff but what I don’t know is that it taste so damn good if I just give it a bite or should I say give it a try.

Hmm perhaps I should learn from that song and just give it a try and whatever will be , will be .

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