sirsimplysaw.com – one breath at a time

Some of us like to have plenty of choices in life while some prefer to be conservative and stick to their original choice all the time.

I got this friend of my , he is very different from me especially in making choices. Everytime when we go and have a meal at this so called ‘Western Food’  places back in Malaysia he will always and I mean ALWAYS order ‘Chicken Chop’ no matter which shop we went to as for me I always order whatever the special is of that shop. I always like to try new things although sometimes it is not too new just different name given to it.

You see by sticking to your original choices  you are always quite sure of what to expect from the experience to the taste to the texture or shall I say it is a safe choice. While if you like to try new things or new places you might get some not so pleasant experience but at times you will be suprise by what the new places can offer.

I always believe life should be about having fun and trying new stuff, most of the time I would like to keep my mind and option open to EVERYTHING. I mean at times some of the stuff that I tried or explore might sound a little bit crazy but hey NO PAIN NO GAIN.

BUT

At times I am not sure is it because I like trying new things or I got bored easily with the same ol same ol. You see maybe I am just saying that I like to try new things just make myself feel less guilty when throwing those old things away.

Well I did let go of some stuff that I am not so interested in quite alot of times. I am not someone that will cling on something or someone that I am no longer interested in. I ‘BACK OUT , PULL BACK and LET GO’ it is as simple as that just like years back when they have this advertistment teaching you how to use the self service petrol pump ‘ANGKAT , TOLAK , MASUK , PICIT’ ( LIFT, PUSH , PENETRATE , SQUEEZE ) .

Ahha I can’t believe after so many years I can still remember that phrase, I believe the advert first appeared in the mid 90s. Kudos to the advertising team that did that commercial. I guess the reason I still remember it simply because it is so catchy and at times can be very dirty. I am sure you get what I mean you dirty minded people. I mean any guy will get the wrong idea if a girl whisper this to his ears  ‘ LIFT , PUSH , PENETRATE , SQUEEZE ‘ am I in the wrong for thinking this way ?

Anyway back to the topic , you see some people will keep on working at the same company , same place , same position and some worst case scenario same old pay for a very VERY VERY long time even though they no longer have the passion or even the soul to work there anymore. Is it because of their loyalty , security or stupidity ?

While they are some people who still in a relationship even there are no love between them anymore or a relationship turned sour especially those married couples. I don’t know why it is so difficult for one to say ‘I don’t have feelings for you anymore and I believe now is the right time for both of us to move forward instead of just wasting our time with each other’  . Is it because of loyalty , security or stupidity ?

Then we have this kind of people who sort of claim they are a disciple/son/follower of some religion but yet they don’t really understand the teaching of it or connected to God. So what they do is simply follow it blindly without really understand the whole thing. Is it because of loyalty , security or stupidity ?

You see Saw ain’t those kind of guy ,
-Saw say no when things isn’t right
-Saw say no when he no longer have the passion
-Saw seek new things if the old one expires
-Saw don’t like wasting his time on things he has no interest in
-Saw move on when the right time to do so

That’s why most of the time Saw isn’t the perfect Son / Student / Partner / Friend / Teacher / Employee / Follower /ETC to most people because Saw has the mind of his own and the guts to do the things he wants. Saw did not follow blindly as he keep on seeking what’s best for him , it might affects the others but Saw knew if he didn’t do what he did he will regret it at the end of the day.

Don’t get me wrong , I am not asking you to be a playboy , frog , fanatics or whatsoever but I am just telling you to let it go when you have to let it go, to hold on to it when you have to hold on to it.

So am Saw in the wrong ? Well Saw is not according to Saw. Is all this loyalty , security or stupidity ?

Ps. I couldn’t find that ‘ Angkat , Tolak , Masuk , Picit ‘ advert anywhere. If any of you bump into it could you be kind enough to share it with me. Many thanks.

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Its a rare occasion for me to be awake such early in the morning , after finishing my official chores I proceed to Sainsbury to get some groceries around noon.

All this time being a scout and a person, I try to help those in needs whenever I can. Although my dad always remind me not to simply help anyone as there are alot of crooks out there especially when you are at foreign places. Well as you people know I don’t really do everything my dad asked me to so I always try to help those in needs eventhough at times they might look a little suspicious but of course I will always take precautions to ensure my own safety.

I am sure you have heard of how dangerous the world can be , the stories such as
-people got their organs harvested when they thought they got lucky and going to make sweet love with a gorgeous babe but waking up in a tub full of ice without some of their organs.
-people got kidnapped and chopped off their limbs and other body parts so that they will work as professional beggars or some freaks in freakshow at 3rd world country
-people got cheated of their fortune or rape by someone who claim they can help that person to overcome some bad luck or evil spirits
Of course there are more worst case scenarios but I am sure you get my point

Anyway after buying my groceries I walked to the bus stop to take a bus back , 20 metres to the bus stop I came across an old lady in her mid 50s I suppose holding a shopping trolley and 2 small bags of groceries. As I come across hundreds of old ladies week in week out with their shopping trolley and bags so I don’t take much notice of it. As I was waiting for the bus, a few minutes later I saw the old lady again waiting for the same bus.

When the bus arrived she was mumbling something to the bus driver which I overhead a little. She was saying ” You fucking people don’t help me with my groceries just because I am not British”. I think she is an Italian or something. Then the bus driver said ” Did you just swear ? That’s not very nice of you” and then the old lady reply ” Yes I was swearing, just in case you fucking still haven’t figure it out yet I am not a big man so fuck you all” and she was throwing tantrum when she paid for her fare. I was a little disturbed with the comments but I don’t really bother because swearing and shouting is such a norm.

After she finished loading her stuff in the bus, she didn’t take any sit while but just standing there beside the seats. She then shout to all the people in the bus saying ” You fucking people never help an old lady with her groceries, oh yes I am swearing so fuck you people”. Along the way when people hop in the bus she was giving the FUCK OFF face to everyone even though she was obstructing the way. When she reaches her stop like 3 stops away , she take her time to take her stuff out and as the bus is moving away she show the worldwide sign for FUCK YOU , yes the middle finger to everyone in the bus.

I was left speechless with her action although I can understand her frustration of having to carry quite alot of groceries but I do condemn her actions. I mean unlike small towns where everyone knows everyone , London is a freaking HUGE city so is like almost nobody knows anyone. If you need any help, all you have to do is ask and I am sure there are people more than willing to help but if you expect other people goes around asking people do they need help in city like London is very unlikely. I think if I goes around asking everyone I see that might need help and offer them help might lead to a few things ,
- I might get a few visit from the Police department that some people might issue me with restrain order
- I might get a couple of lawyer letters for causing harrasment to their clients
- I might get beaten up by people who might think I might attempt to rob some old ladies of their groceries

You see sometimes being a nice person is not such a nice actions after all, it depends on situation to be nice and personal experience tells me that we can’t be nice all the time as it might lead into more troubles and cause unhappiness to yourself.

Back to the old lady , the amount of groceries that she bought doesn’t look for one person only so if she intended to buy so many stuff maybe she should get an extra help when she buy her groceries, of course I don’t know whats her circumstances but throwing tantrum at the public are simply nasty. Beside that she can always buy her stuff online and got it deliver to her doorstep as those big supermarkets do provide this kind of services.

I guess never a day passes without those little suprises in life, I do hope that whatever is bothering that old lady she will get over it and look at the bright side of life.

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Life can be so so fragile at times, death seems to be something inevitable. There is this saying in chinese that goes “coffin are meant for dead people not for old or young people”. Estimated there are nearly 200k death tolls in the Haiti earthquake and sad to say it could be much more due to the after shock when food run lows , when clean water become sacred , medicine become rare and sickness level increases.  Among the 200k death , there are young to old people , poor to rich , sick to healthy , thin to fat , short to tall so in short death don’t discriminate.

Then few days ago another tragedy happened back in my hometown , Penang. A dragon boat training by students from CLHS turns to tragedy after the vessel they are on went capsized. It recorded 6 deaths including a teacher advisor who is on his first training. It is such a great loss because we never know what they might achieve if somehow they were given the chance that never came.

One of them might be able to change the world , one of them might create an new invention to improve the world , one of them might be a world champion , one of the might be our Prime Minister but it is something no one will know now because they are no longer here. I am sure that they will be deeply miss by everyone around them.

This incident reminds me of my own incident that nearly cost me my own life which I sort of wrote in more details in Looking back when shit nearly happens . Thinking back,  rough sea can be very scary no matter how good a swimmer you are. It just want to suck you into it just like those MLM leeches out there ( I am not talking about those hardworking MLM people but those leeches ), once they get you  just wouldn’t want to let go. It was definately a terrible experience back then but I am very thankful to God that He decided to keep me alive even though at times I doubted Him.

I am not very sure me being here is it a blessing or a curse because I totally believe that those that passes on will be in a much better place right now but I do believe while we are still here we all should just live our life to the fullest and make our current place a better place for you and people around you.

My deepest condolences to all the family members of the deceased in Penang and also in Haiti.

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I was checking my old email as I had a little time to spare, man I got like over 1k emails in my inbox mostly are spam and some are forwarded mails from friends. As I gone through the emails I realise that I am such a great person and someone trustworthy not to mention freaking lucky dude. I mean is like there are so many people out there needed my help to get money out of their country and in return I will be rewarded with 10% of the amount I transferred and there are some of them are dying without next to kin.

Case 1. There is this nice sweet young lady in her early 20s that unfortunately her dad got shot by some unknown hitman and she got stuck with her evil step mother. She couldnt stand her stepmum so she seek asylum in some camp refuge. Apparently her dad is a wealthy businessman trading in cocoa, cashew nuts, art collector and land developer. Before her dad pass away he somehow deposited the amount of $ 6.7 millions in a bank in London. She said that she is more than willing to be my life partner and fund me in my business venture if I help her out…Arwwww thats so sweet of her.

Case 2. Then there is this old lady in her late 50s that suffering from breast cancer. Mind you breast cancer is no laughing matter. Well her husband pass away in a car accident and since then she been alone without any children. As her times are near she is seeking my assistance to manage her $3.2 millions by distributing it the organisations of my choice. I wish I could help her but I might giving all the money to booze company, women and hospital bills for myself so I guess I better not help her. Like the Cantonese people like to say ” the more you try to help the more trouble you will cause”.

Case 3. This lady was treated badly by her late husband family , this definately cause a scar in my heart as I believe all women should be treated nicely and be pampered even when the man pass away. She was asking me to help her to get money out of her husband deposit box. Well I am not sure how much are there inside the box and I dont deal with uncertainties so I am sorry girl I cant help you. I do hope that your late husband family will treat you better and you dont have to suffer further humiliation.

Of course there are lots more people out there who needs my help but basically their situation are nearly the same so I dont want to be long winded with it. Beside this people needing my help there are plenty of big or should I say GIANT companies out there for no apparent reason choose me to receive a chunk of their money as a lottery winner but you know Saw wont take things that doesnt belong to him and he will take what he deserve.

Case A. I mean I do buy euro millions at times but receiving an email to notify me that I won their Email Lottery amounting £ 1.5 millions. Hmmm I am tempted to claim it but £ 1.5m seems too  little for me to sell my dignity of taking things that not my and things that insult my intelligence.

Case B. Who is the richest person in the world at the moment ? Yes you got it right, is our beloved Mr. Gates, Bill Gates to be exact. Well apparently he is so rich that at times he will dig out a couple of his millions dollars like his spare change and gave it out randomly to a few email user out there. Well I wouldnt want take some spare change from Mr.Gates like homeless people and I definitely dont want people to say that Mr.Gates helped me when I replace him as the world wealthiest person in the world.

Well anyway if any of you are willing and wanted to help those people that  I mentioned feel free to contact me as I am more than willing to help you down all your hard earn money into the drain. Seriously if you guys have some extra cash to spare keep it with you for the moment and donate it to me for my election campaign when I run for the PM of Malaysia position. I will need plenty of support then so I wish you could not only witness the history in the making but also be part of it.

SUPPORT SAW 4 Msia PM

MALAYSIA BOLEH !

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Almost everyone who watches his comedy will love him instantly, he crack great jokes, he is spontaneus,he is fun and he had a drawer full of pornographics. YES I am talking about Russell Peter, the canadian indian stand up comedian. Search for his video if you never heard of Russell Peter, I am sure you will enjoy it especially if you are asian.

Was youtubing around for some stand up comedy show, none really interested well not as much as Russell does . I mean there are good comedian but somehow I cant really relate to their jokes so indirectly it doesnt really give me the kick I needed until I found this comedian. Well he is not really Russell kind of comedian ,he is more a provocative type of comedian and was noted for his black humour. Black humour are humour touches on taboo subject such as crime, drug abuse, disability and etc .

I know it isnt nice to make fun on those thing but hey this guy have a point when making his jokes. Let just say he sort of knows what he is talking about and he try to speak those taboo subject in a fun way. There are plenty of his show you can access in youtube but this few are the few that I find it quite interesting. If you are someone easily offended I strongly advise you not to watch any of his show. Enjoy and let me what you think about this guy.

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