sirsimplysaw.com – one breath at a time

Well I would love to have a gf but I dont want to get involve in a relationship. When I look around me, relationship look so complicated and so sad & bitter most of the times. Yet my friends keep on telling me give relationship a chance since I never involve in a relationship I shouldnt just say that I don’t like relationship .

I mean is quite true what they said ,you cant said you hate eating ’stinky tofu’ just because you dont like how it look and smell when you personally never try it before.

So I have decided when I am back in pg I will get a gf and get involve in a relationship then get dump by that girl so that when the next time I say I dont want to get involve in a relationship it is with experience and not just pure bull crap because I been there and done that before.

So what kind of girl I am looking for ? If I am looking for something that last for quite sometime it will be with a girl name Chelsea. It doesnt matter if she is young or old , fat or skinny , dark or fair , hairy or hairless , tall or short , etc.

Honestly I find it very annoying when girl ask me what about them that I love , which part of them am I attracted to or what I like about them. Seriously for fuck sake , when I am in love with you every part of you I am attracted to even you might think you are fat , short and freaking ugly because when I fall in love with you I no longer see those things but yet you never understand and thats a total turn off to me.

So when any girl ask me that freaking question is my sign to mark out that girl because I simply cant see any future with her anymore no matter how crazily in love I am with her. Or maybe thats a signal to me that the girl are not interested in me. Whichever way it is , the way forward is not the way to go.

So to make my life easier I have only set 1 criteria when I look for a girl partner which is her name must be Chelsea. So when she ask what I like about her I can confidently give her this answer;

” Baby I love you because your name is Chelsea , it doesnt matter if you are fat , short or ugly as long as your name is Chelsea I will always love you even though you are relegated to old age but I swear on my mother’s grave that one day you decided to change your name to something else don’t blame me if I fucking dump you.”

So if your name is Chelsea something something or something something Chelsea and you think I might be the guy for you do keep in touch with me.

ps. dont hate me for writing this as I am just a guy who need some love in my life as well.

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1st of May is Labour Day in Malaysia where either you are
- relaxing at home with your family
- working but get triple pay
- participating in road protest
- none of the above

As for me 1st of May mark the anniversary of my mum departure from the world. This year (2010) is the 21st year since she left me for a better place . Even after so long I still feel a little dejected wondering how my life will be if she is around me. I mean my current mum is very supportive and loving to me but I am just wondering how my life will turn out to be if my biological mum is still around me.

It is such a waste that I never had my chance to know my mum personally as I was still a baby back then. I heard good words about her since I was young how she is such a gentle and understanding lady , where she always willing to help anyone in need and loving the family but unfortunately I never have the chance to experience myself.

Well I guess life goes on no matter what happened , when God took away my biological mum she gave me another person to be my mum. I guess He do care about me sometimes I suppose.

Hmm is already May 10 , cant believe how time passes and soon I will be joining TBLA Season 2  to start a new phrase of my life. A much better and healthy life it will be.

To my mum up there and to my mum here and to all the people I care , I Love You  guys.

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Before I start my post I would like to THANKS all you great guys and girls out there for all those wonderful wishes on my birthday. We might be far apart at times but deep inside my heart there is always a space for all of you people.

I just like to make some short entry after a long day. Events or things that catches my attention lately.

Politics – Dato Seri Dr.Chua Soi Lek was appointed as the new MCA President . He was the guy famous for his act in those hidden cam sex video. I have to admit beside having the MCA president post the other thing that he should be proud of is the size of his manhood. Man you won’t believe what this guy can do in the bedroom at his age.

Sports – FRANK is on fire , Chelsea scored  7 past Aston Villa , a team going after the 4th spot in EPL. Anyway I was there in SB when it happened , trust me it is LEGENDARY !!! I can’t believe I am starting to chant Malouda name , he is simply incredible lately. Hoping that Joe Cole will shine soon. Oh btw UNITED you are NEXT !

Love – A very very close friend of my just broke up with his GF and the weird thing is that both of them are still very much in love with each other and none of them are going far far away for a very long long time. The reason of their break up ? Differences in religion. Honestly I find it rather silly but hey who am I to say anything right ? Their life, their choice. If I found someone I love I m going to love her for who she is and I expect her to love me for who I am. I hope my friend and his  ex -gf will live a happy life no matter whats their choices after this. Just remember there is no take 2 in life.

Friendship – A very very close friend of my is feeling very very down lately. Things doesnt go to well for him at the moment but I do hope that he will keep on putting a smile on his face no matter . Keep those positive energy high and things will only get better from here. Do drop me a line if you are not feeling too good.

Entertainment – Kevin Yue of Biggest Loser Asia 1 is currently weighed 124kg , his initially weight during the start of the show is 215kg. Thats 91kg losses , I am not sure will I beat that kind of number but I am very sure I will reach my target of 75kg with lean muscle.

Cheerss and have a nice day.

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Is been nearly 10 days now since my laptop crashes and have to get it repair , still no news when I am going to get my laptop back. the service center said that they are still checking what’s the problem with it. I m not a tech guy but is it difficult to identified the error ? If you cant even find the error in a week I assume you will have trouble finding your penis assuming is a guy in the morning. Anyway I really need my laptop back ASAP preferably by this week so I can get it personalize to my expectation again and Chelsea Inter match is just around the corner.

Sigh what a waste I couldnt get hold of a ticket for this match , I am sure it will be LEGEND  ‘wait for it’ DARY (quote from Barney Simpson , I like that guy, he is so full of energy and +ve attitude). People are willing to pay GOOD money for the ticket to this match as for me I am only willing to pay what’s on the face value plus a little bit on transaction fees.

What I been doing the past few days with my new life ? the life without laptop.  Tidy up my room , not saying is messy but just tidying up and stuff. Manage to finish up long overdue books that I bought last year, 4 books (not very thick one though average 150pages a book)  in 7 days , not bad man.

Last Sunday 07/03 I went over to Stamford Bridge for the game Chelsea Vs Stoke FA Cup quarter final. After the game while waiting for my bus to go home saw Alex and Kalou stuck in traffic. Quite alot of fans surrounded them asking for autograph, take pic , hand shake you know the usual stuff. I just stood there without making an effort to get their autograph and stuff , the things that cross my mind at that moment is that I don’t want to make myself appear silly like some crazy fans and also one day they will be coming to me and shake my hands plus asking for my signature to extend their contract and stuff, maybe not them but their line. After that I was saying to myself  ” Note to self : You are an arrogant cunt” , hmm maybe I am but who cares. Anyway Kalou drives a nice white colour Maserati.

Oh yea I finally decided to get ticket for All England Badminton Final 10 in Birmingham. Hopefully our fellow Malaysian shuttlers won’t make Saw a sad person on that day. I don’t want to be there on that day after making quite a journey to see none Malaysian playing in final although some politicians in Malaysia think that I should be cheering for China or even perhaps Korea but I won’t. I mean apart of their name and face I hardly know or have any connection with any of them.

At least Lee Chong Wei is a cousin of a friend of my and perhaps we shop at the same market. So people please cheer for our fellow Malaysian in All England and honestly I believe I will be cheering for quite a few Malaysian shuttlers this coming Sunday final. Hip Hip Hooray.

FYI the odds for Lee Chong Wei to win the All England men single title is at 2.8 I believe you bet RM1 you will get back RM2.80 provided he win which I strongly believe he will, his odds is second best compared to Lin Dan even though he ranked 1st in the tournament. Chong Wei been participating in alot of tournaments while Lin Dan just goes for the prestige or rewarding (means alot of prize money) tournament that’s the main reason Chong Wei is ranked first but his odds are second best. That shows you that the bookie did their homework so please don’t bet or gamble. GAMBLING IS BAD !

This Sunday if you see some charming adorable fat dude running and hugging Lee Chong Wei or any otherMalaysian after they won their title most probably that person will be me but I doubt I could do that act as the security might get very tight. I don’t want to spend the rest of my day sitting in jail celebrating our achievement for causing a scene. Btw this edition of All-England is the 100th Edition so it is something extra special.

Enough of my ranting, so people get your gear ready and start cheering for our Malaysia badminton team in Birmingham.

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2 defeats in 1 week is a disaster for current Chelsea team no matter how you put it and for some reason my laptop keep on crashing just before Inter Milan match . Anyway is been quite a bad week for me physically and emotionally. You see I am a very competitive person well at least I still think I am although I can feel the fire in me slowly burning out as I am getting older. The feelings from victories is far more pleasuring than orgasm to me but please don’t be mistaken , I am not that kind of person who can’t accept defeat but simply prefer winning.

Anyway so what’s happening to Chelsea ? I believe our disaster started with the long term injury to Michael Essien , then the ANC , then injury to Ashley Cole and Yury Zhirkov, then the latest injury to Petr Cech but I believe worst of all I believe is the scandal involving the captain John Terry. Personally I do not really agree with what he does with his mates mistress. That’s just so foolish of him considering there are like millions of women out there willing to sleep with him anytime, anywhere and I strongly believe some of them even willing to pay him handsomely to sleep with him.

Ahhh don’t give me those political correctness bullshit, we are too politically correct to be corrected politically . I mean seriously everyone of us had a dark side that we don’t want other people to see. Just like Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde. It doesn’t matter if we are one of  those white collar,blue collar or even no collar humans , all of us simply have those dark sides.
- Some of us do drugs
- Some of us kills
- Some of us pay for sex
- Some of us supply those stuff
- Some of us gamble excessively
- Some of us lied too much
The list goes on and on my friend and you knew better what else there thats not in the list that we don’t want other people to know about us.

Unfortunately for JT, he was victim of what I called the media conspiracy. Somehow somewhere someone with huge influence doesn’t like us Chelsea too much. Maybe he or she or them is Utd fans or maybe Brazil fans, so they know if everything went too smoothly , Chelsea might end up winning the FA Cup , the Premiership and the Champions League and with God blessing England might end up winning the World Cup in South Africa 10. So this people have to stir things up a little for Chelsea. I mean JT is just a human after all and there is a limit of abuses and problems that he can take on by himself. I mean even the ‘Son of God’ aka Jesus has His limits so I am sure JT who is not the son of God directly has his limits too.

You see media is a very a strong tool even stronger than those missiles, satellites , nuclear weapon , manchurian army and etc. Those who have a say in the media literally hold the world by its balls. They can do almost everything that they wanted and the best thing is that they can get away with it. This people are far more powerful than Osama, Obama , Obala and O’Christ put together but of course sometimes this people are part of it.

From history we know that media can influence the outcome of EVERYTHING. Seriously who do you think really decide who’s Hot and who’s Not in America Idol , British Got Talent , X Factor , Akademi Fantasia and so on ?
Who do you think decide who’s heroes and who’s villain between Batman and Joker ?
Why people think Gandhi is godly and Hitler is evil ?

The bigger your audience the more powerful you are , of course you can’t always have 100% of the world as there are other people who involve as well. There are plenty more I would like touch on media but honestly I am not in a very good mood. Anyway whoever you are that messing with us at the moment trust me when I say this DONT FUCK WITH US cause you will regret it some day. We are no pushover you DAMN CUNT.

Before I go take a moment on your life to ponder on this, how come Dr.Chua Soi Lek sex video is out in the open while the rest are not ? Do you seriously think the rest of them only fuck a woman in their life after they get married ? It is worth a ponder my friend, trust me on that.

Have a nice weekend people.

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