sirsimplysaw.com – one breath at a time

Is been nearly 10 days now since my laptop crashes and have to get it repair , still no news when I am going to get my laptop back. the service center said that they are still checking what’s the problem with it. I m not a tech guy but is it difficult to identified the error ? If you cant even find the error in a week I assume you will have trouble finding your penis assuming is a guy in the morning. Anyway I really need my laptop back ASAP preferably by this week so I can get it personalize to my expectation again and Chelsea Inter match is just around the corner.

Sigh what a waste I couldnt get hold of a ticket for this match , I am sure it will be LEGEND  ‘wait for it’ DARY (quote from Barney Simpson , I like that guy, he is so full of energy and +ve attitude). People are willing to pay GOOD money for the ticket to this match as for me I am only willing to pay what’s on the face value plus a little bit on transaction fees.

What I been doing the past few days with my new life ? the life without laptop.  Tidy up my room , not saying is messy but just tidying up and stuff. Manage to finish up long overdue books that I bought last year, 4 books (not very thick one though average 150pages a book)  in 7 days , not bad man.

Last Sunday 07/03 I went over to Stamford Bridge for the game Chelsea Vs Stoke FA Cup quarter final. After the game while waiting for my bus to go home saw Alex and Kalou stuck in traffic. Quite alot of fans surrounded them asking for autograph, take pic , hand shake you know the usual stuff. I just stood there without making an effort to get their autograph and stuff , the things that cross my mind at that moment is that I don’t want to make myself appear silly like some crazy fans and also one day they will be coming to me and shake my hands plus asking for my signature to extend their contract and stuff, maybe not them but their line. After that I was saying to myself  ” Note to self : You are an arrogant cunt” , hmm maybe I am but who cares. Anyway Kalou drives a nice white colour Maserati.

Oh yea I finally decided to get ticket for All England Badminton Final 10 in Birmingham. Hopefully our fellow Malaysian shuttlers won’t make Saw a sad person on that day. I don’t want to be there on that day after making quite a journey to see none Malaysian playing in final although some politicians in Malaysia think that I should be cheering for China or even perhaps Korea but I won’t. I mean apart of their name and face I hardly know or have any connection with any of them.

At least Lee Chong Wei is a cousin of a friend of my and perhaps we shop at the same market. So people please cheer for our fellow Malaysian in All England and honestly I believe I will be cheering for quite a few Malaysian shuttlers this coming Sunday final. Hip Hip Hooray.

FYI the odds for Lee Chong Wei to win the All England men single title is at 2.8 I believe you bet RM1 you will get back RM2.80 provided he win which I strongly believe he will, his odds is second best compared to Lin Dan even though he ranked 1st in the tournament. Chong Wei been participating in alot of tournaments while Lin Dan just goes for the prestige or rewarding (means alot of prize money) tournament that’s the main reason Chong Wei is ranked first but his odds are second best. That shows you that the bookie did their homework so please don’t bet or gamble. GAMBLING IS BAD !

This Sunday if you see some charming adorable fat dude running and hugging Lee Chong Wei or any otherMalaysian after they won their title most probably that person will be me but I doubt I could do that act as the security might get very tight. I don’t want to spend the rest of my day sitting in jail celebrating our achievement for causing a scene. Btw this edition of All-England is the 100th Edition so it is something extra special.

Enough of my ranting, so people get your gear ready and start cheering for our Malaysia badminton team in Birmingham.

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2 defeats in 1 week is a disaster for current Chelsea team no matter how you put it and for some reason my laptop keep on crashing just before Inter Milan match . Anyway is been quite a bad week for me physically and emotionally. You see I am a very competitive person well at least I still think I am although I can feel the fire in me slowly burning out as I am getting older. The feelings from victories is far more pleasuring than orgasm to me but please don’t be mistaken , I am not that kind of person who can’t accept defeat but simply prefer winning.

Anyway so what’s happening to Chelsea ? I believe our disaster started with the long term injury to Michael Essien , then the ANC , then injury to Ashley Cole and Yury Zhirkov, then the latest injury to Petr Cech but I believe worst of all I believe is the scandal involving the captain John Terry. Personally I do not really agree with what he does with his mates mistress. That’s just so foolish of him considering there are like millions of women out there willing to sleep with him anytime, anywhere and I strongly believe some of them even willing to pay him handsomely to sleep with him.

Ahhh don’t give me those political correctness bullshit, we are too politically correct to be corrected politically . I mean seriously everyone of us had a dark side that we don’t want other people to see. Just like Dr.Jekyll and Mr.Hyde. It doesn’t matter if we are one of  those white collar,blue collar or even no collar humans , all of us simply have those dark sides.
- Some of us do drugs
- Some of us kills
- Some of us pay for sex
- Some of us supply those stuff
- Some of us gamble excessively
- Some of us lied too much
The list goes on and on my friend and you knew better what else there thats not in the list that we don’t want other people to know about us.

Unfortunately for JT, he was victim of what I called the media conspiracy. Somehow somewhere someone with huge influence doesn’t like us Chelsea too much. Maybe he or she or them is Utd fans or maybe Brazil fans, so they know if everything went too smoothly , Chelsea might end up winning the FA Cup , the Premiership and the Champions League and with God blessing England might end up winning the World Cup in South Africa 10. So this people have to stir things up a little for Chelsea. I mean JT is just a human after all and there is a limit of abuses and problems that he can take on by himself. I mean even the ‘Son of God’ aka Jesus has His limits so I am sure JT who is not the son of God directly has his limits too.

You see media is a very a strong tool even stronger than those missiles, satellites , nuclear weapon , manchurian army and etc. Those who have a say in the media literally hold the world by its balls. They can do almost everything that they wanted and the best thing is that they can get away with it. This people are far more powerful than Osama, Obama , Obala and O’Christ put together but of course sometimes this people are part of it.

From history we know that media can influence the outcome of EVERYTHING. Seriously who do you think really decide who’s Hot and who’s Not in America Idol , British Got Talent , X Factor , Akademi Fantasia and so on ?
Who do you think decide who’s heroes and who’s villain between Batman and Joker ?
Why people think Gandhi is godly and Hitler is evil ?

The bigger your audience the more powerful you are , of course you can’t always have 100% of the world as there are other people who involve as well. There are plenty more I would like touch on media but honestly I am not in a very good mood. Anyway whoever you are that messing with us at the moment trust me when I say this DONT FUCK WITH US cause you will regret it some day. We are no pushover you DAMN CUNT.

Before I go take a moment on your life to ponder on this, how come Dr.Chua Soi Lek sex video is out in the open while the rest are not ? Do you seriously think the rest of them only fuck a woman in their life after they get married ? It is worth a ponder my friend, trust me on that.

Have a nice weekend people.

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Saw is feeling damn miserable right now

- not because CNY is coming and he is going to be alone  , there will be no stamboat , no red packet , no JUDY i mean judi , no TCSS , no trip to Padang Besar , no this no that … I guess all I can look forward to for this year is CNY is maybe another trip to Stamford Bridge with my Blues boys for a match against Cardiff City in FA Cup 5th round ( suprisingly no more Mu, Arse , Lpool at this stage of competition this year ) holding over-priced and not so appetising hot dog in Matthew Harding stand watching Chelsea eases through the game to compesate for all the things I am not getting this year. Maybe I will finish off the day with a trip to IMAX cinema to watch Avatar in 3D , yea Saw still haven’t watch Avatar yet , the greatest movie of all time until today.

- not because Valentines Day is coming and I am alone all by myself, I mean it is such a norm for Saw to be alone on V Day that  it is like a lifestyle to him , it doesnt trigger any emotions in Saw’s brain anymore knowing that he will be alone during V Day … I think Saw might had a heart attack if one day he doesnt have to spend V Day all by himself , thats how serious V day had become for Saw. So ladies out there please beware , it is better to reject Saw straight away if he ever asked you out on a date on a V Day as you dont want to end up killing Saw at the end of the date when 2 of you had such a great night together just because Saw’s brain and heart cannot handle the fairytale truth thats happening right in front of him.

I know Saw isnt that useful to the society but I think it is still alright to keep him alive for few more years , I mean Saw can provide meals for alot of people and I mean ALOT of people if there is ever war happen in Msia and lack of food from it , in case it happens the best part of me should be my cheek meat. So please enjoy my cheek meat with respect as thats the best part you can ever get from the whole wide world.

- not because my last standing grandma health is deteriorating at an alarming rate , dont get me wrong , I do love and care for her ALOT !!! I mean she is the one thats really take care of me when I was younger after my mum pass away when I was just a 2 years old kid. She is the one that fed me, bath me, gave me love, clean me up after I shit and etc. The bonds between us are very close although at times growing up process do separate us a little.

She is already in her late 80s and her health is getting worst day by day plus her memories are playing with her , she been through alot throughout her life from separating from her oldest son in order to come over to Msia then have to struggle through WWII when food are precious while life are not. My step-mum keep on telling my grandma to hold on and that I will be back in Msia soon, somehow those words gave her strength to live on a little bit longer but somehow I got this feeling that the day I am back in Msia will be the last time I ever see her. Losing my mum at such a young age make me realise that death is inevitable and death are simply part and parcel of life.

the reason Saw is feeling so damn miserable now is because he doesnt like what he saw when he look at the mirror this morning . The reflections he saw on the mirror is not what Saw would please to see , Saw knew deep inside his heart that he can make changes to make whatever he saw on the reflections pleasant to the eyes and something he can be proud of which is not the case at the moment.

Can Saw turn this feeling into strength to make changes ? or will the feelings overcome Saw completely and turn him into an useless piece of crap ? Only times will tell and hopefully Saw will triumph at the end of the day.

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