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Have you ever heard of the song ‘Que Sera Sera’ ? Is a very smooth and catchy song … The lyrics of the song goes like this ;

When I was just a little girl
I asked my mother, what will I be
Will I be pretty, will I be rich
Here’s what she said to me.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

When I was young, I fell in love
I asked my sweetheart what lies ahead
Will we have rainbows, day after day
Here’s what my sweetheart said.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

Now I have children of my own
They ask their mother, what will I be
Will I be handsome, will I be rich
I tell them tenderly.

Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever will be, will be
The future’s not ours, to see
Que Sera, Sera
What will be, will be.

As Valentine’s day is approaching somehow the conversations on relationship seems to pop up here and there quite often. After a few conversation with a couple of my close friends, not so close friends and even with my colleagues/manager I come to realisation that for some reason I am quite afraid to fall in love or involve in a real relationship.

I am not very sure of the reason , maybe because of all the not so pleasant pre-relationship experience. YES the courting and flirting process. Somehow I failed miserably in all those sweet talking , eye contact , body language , signal or whatever that make the whole thing collapse. At times I don’t even know what I did wrongly , is like the chinese saying ‘die also don’t know the reason’ .

Fool me once , shame on you ;
Fool me twice , shame on me ;
Fool me thrice , better go and die.

Well after so many unsuccessful attempts it make me think that perhaps I am the problem here and not the girl or woman I am going after. So what did I do wrong ? Am I being pessimistic ? Am I being choosy ? Am I being unrealistic ? Am I being predictable ? Am I being boring ? or is it like what all my goody good friends always console me with “Your fate is not here yet , when time is right you want to run also cannot run”. Thats very kind of them in order to make me  feel better.

After a few discussion this couple of days , I think I sort of have the idea what’s the main reason of my failure. I believe the right term to use is ” FEAR ” . Somehow I am afraid to get involve in a relationship after looking at all the couples around me. Being a late bloomers who doesn’t get into any relationship yet I manage to ’share’ on my friends experience and also those people around me. Unfortunately most of the time they only share the UNFORTUNATE moments with me such as ;

- How their partner lie and betray them
- How they are financially drained in every way possible
- How they quarrel over EVERYTHING
- How they doesn’t have any privacy
- How their life is in such a mess

Of course there are alot of sweet moments and very intimate feelings between them and their partner but somehow those things just slip through their mind when they share their experiences with me. I don’t blame them for not telling me those thing because is really just between both of them, their moments and NOT my. I think I will feel akward if they start going into details about their relationship and stuff.

So after all this years all those -ve thoughts keep on accumulating inside me little by little without  me noticing and everytime I would like to get involve into a relationship all those thoughts run through my head faster than the speed of light. After taking a few moments to think about it, by that time those -ve thoughts already went around the world a few rounds as I take a step back and just drop the whole idea to get involve in a relationship.

I guess my situation right now is sort of like a white man trying to eat durian , after hear about it , look at it and smell it . I just drop the whole idea of tasting the durian as all I heard, saw and smell so far are bad stuff but what I don’t know is that it taste so damn good if I just give it a bite or should I say give it a try.

Hmm perhaps I should learn from that song and just give it a try and whatever will be , will be .

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Have you heard of the term S A D ? it stands for Single Available & Desperate , it was quite a well known term to refer to guys like me. Ahha.. Guys like me are not only Single and Available but at times we are consider desperado as well. I believe most are us are desperate at times either in relationship, career, financial, sexual and etc. When we are desperate we tend to do things that out of ordinary or things that we wouldnt normally do when we are not desperate.

People might do crazy and unreasonable things when they are desperate such as :-

- they might rob a bank if they are desperate for money  ( those bankers up there even rape the bank inside out even though there are not desperate )
- they might kill someone if they are desperate for revenge ( although I know there are people who kill@bomb others just because they want to have free sex with some mongolian chicks )
- they might jeer and insult their own team when they are desperate to win a game against Chelsea, the Almighty Chelsea…
- they might sacrifice their life in desperate situation to keep their family members alive
- they might even eat each other in order to survive when people are desperate for food

It shows that when one are in desperate situation we can be so irrational. So what happens when someone are desperate for love or companion or GF/BF ? A  few situation might happen if one is too desperate for love

Situation A
If a guy too desperate for girl he might turn into gay and if a girl too desperate for guy she might turn into lesbian. I mean a gay love is much better than no love right ?

Situation B
You lower your standard or you let the desperate emotion take over your big head and also your small head as well. So you will start looking for a companion that you yourself dont even understand why you chose or go after him or her.

Situation C
You randomly add and chat with people in Facebook, Adult Friend Finder, MySpace and etc with the hope you might get lucky with one of them sexually and emotionally.

Situation D
You start to believe in the face of Agong , Queen or even Benjamin Franklin instead of yourself. You use them to get companionship.

Situation E
You get yourself feeling so depressed that you no longer believe in Love and you start to think that all girls are bitches and all guys are bastard.

Well honestly I am getting quite desperate lately, I dont know why.
Is it peer pressure ?
Is it loneliness ?
Is it the manhood/adulthood ?

I honestly dont know the answer but what I know is that I think I am the last few among my circle of friends that NEVER involve with any relationship. That makes S A W a S A D person. Anyway back to my problem , I know is freaking pathetic and sad to write all this stuff but somehow I just need to do some ranting or else I might get even worse. Haha. Of course SAW knows is not alright to complain like a bitch but well is alright to be a bitch sometimes.

So which situation will SAW in if things dont get better ? I hope none of the above.

In few hours time we will be celebrating a brand new year, somehow every year everyone will hope that the new year will be a much better year compared to the current year but is our current year really that bad ? I mean if it is that bad we wont be seeing a brand new year wont we ?

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE AND 2010 will be the year of Glory for CHELSEA and SAW

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There are parents out there who will praise their childrens if they manage to score 80% in their exams but in the order hand there are parents who will condemn their childrens even if they score 95% in their exams. I know this are due to different level of expectations that they have but I strongly believe that condemning your childs just because they doesnt achieve the expected expectations is not a good parenting.

Pressure are good but it is not the only the method to ensure that your child will succeed in life. Sometimes a little words of encouragement and a little bit of patient and a little bit more understanding can create miracles before your eyes. There are many types of parents out there namely good, great, bad & worst.

Great parents – They will let their childrens decide for themselves most of the time what they would like to do and let them learn how to be independent but at the same time they will always keep track on their childrens. At times they will give words of encouragement and useful advises when neccessary.

Good parents – They are the type that will decide everything for their childrens without asking for their opinions but their will provide the neccessary things needed. They will ask their childs to learn this and learn that but at the same time they will pay for the fees, transport them around and check on their development. They will also choose the kind of profession their childs will be and provide the best facilities they could afford.

Bad parents – They will tell their childrens what do they expect for them and expect their childrens to show the result without any guidance or support. They do care for their childrens but somehow their their action reflects otherwise. Is like they want their children to be a doctor and what they do is tell them ” I want you to be a doctor ” PERIOD ! They wont tell their children what to do, how to do or any kind of encouragement or support.

Worst parents – They are the type that responsible for the producing the goods while leaving the taking care and raising of the childrens to the Government. They expect government to pay , educate , provide , fed , and bath their childrens. They dont care if their childs die by road as they can always fuck to make another one.

So far as I know the only friend that close to me that are parents is my Tailou aka Elephant while the rest are still not married yet at the moment. I am not sure are they choosy or what but I do agree is a big responsibilities to be a husband or wife what more to be a parents. So I wont blame them for taking their time to decide on their future happiness as children with divorced parents will have some traumatic experience.

One day if any of you decided to be parents remember that your childrens are your resposibilities. You are the one that turn them into what they are. So before you start hitting them, scolding them, or blaming them look deep into yourself and ask yourself did you do anything wrong for it to turn out this way ?

So remember to be a great parents ya.

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Those that close to me they will sort of know whats attracts me physically in a girl, I mean physical appearance is definately not important but somehow everyone have their own personal preferences in some way. Is like some white man have this sort of fantasy to make love with young and petite asian girl or how some asian dick would would to fuck some white meat. Ok I am not talking about sex here, I guess I went a little off the topic over there.

Personal preferences as in some feature in a person that attracts you or catch your attention, as in for women you might find her attractive because she has huge boobs, firm ass, smooth skin , big eyes, long hair, bald, pointy nose, long legs and etc I am sure you get my point well as for men you might find him attractive because he has large chest, muscular, huge penis, tall, dark, bad, hairy and etc.

For me my personal preferences is always girl with a lil bit of meat and long hair, I would love to show you some sample of the type of girl that attracts me based on those feature but those that come close are people I know and none of them are my GF yet so I think I will need their permission to post it up, hopefully one of them would allow me to post their picture here if not I do apologise. So basically I prefer girl a little meaty and long hair UNTIL I saw this model in a bus advertistment, she is totally opposite of my preferences, she is thin and has short hair but somehow the whole combinations makes her look so freaking good, it like gave you the WOW factor.

I was totally mesmerized by her, I know she might not look like what she did if without the make up and stuff but she is simply awesome. She does advertistment for a line selling lingerie, Tezenis to be exact. I dont know whats her name but I am quite sure she is Italian. Anyway words cant describe her, well she is not the pretty pretty but something about her that attracts me ,maybe is the whole package and the freshness. In order to make thing easy I will post some of their catalogue here in order to show you what I m talking about, please dont not wet your bed when you sleep tonight for the guys out there. All the photos below are property of Tezenis

So what do you guys think ?

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Somehow somewhere I was lead to clicking on a friend of my MSN icon, and POOOFsss I saw the display picture showing a lovely couple kissing, quite a deep type of kiss from my view. I would love to share the memorable picture with all of you but due to respect to their privacy I restrain myself from doing so but if you guys really would like to have a look at that magical picture feel free to leave me a comment at the end of the post and I might be able to convince that couple to share the picture with us. For those curious human out there this couple is S & S . None of the S in the name are refering to me just in case you guys get the wrong idea.

Ok whats with kissing, as a non kisser myself. I never kiss a girl before,yes thats is for real even though you might not believe it but thats the sad reality for sSs. If I am not mistaken , my only kiss on the lips so far was forcibly done unexpectedly by TEH SEE KHOON without my permission of course but hey if the 3 seconds rules apply, you know if something fell on the ground for less than 3 seconds and you picked it up it is good as new, so if that 3 second rules apply in my case then TEH SEE KHOON never kiss me on my lips. Seriously I don’t know whats about me that turn him on so much that he have to molest me, maybe is my pair of gorgeous man boobs or simply his fetish for weird stuff.

Lets talk about kissing in details, somehow I come across alot of comments from women in movie or real life commenting that their partner is a bad kisser, to be a non kisser myself I really dont understand how you define a bad kisser and a great kisser ? I mean I wouldnt want to be label as a bad kisser next time around so I looked around in the net whats differentiate bad and good kisser ,  I come across this article which I think quite helpful “What Makes a Bad Kiss a ‘Bad Kiss’ from this blog klawless.wordpress . So what makes a bad kiss a bad kiss ?

1. Excess slobber. If a towel or spittoon are needed for clean up after a kiss… there’s not likely to be another.
2. Belief in adage “the more tongue, the better.” Please know in advance: yes, I still have tonsils and my wisdom teeth have been removed…you really don’t need to double check. Thank you.
3. The Mamma Bird/Baby Bird Technique: Please refrain from opening hatch and waiting for me to deposit something. I might be tempted to get a worm from the bait shop just to see if that’s what you’re looking for.
4. Blood. Any blood drawn and you get sent back over to the Vampire Academy for more lessons.
5. Back pats or dry, hard lip pecks — nothing says “kissing my brother” (unless we’re talking Hilary Swank) more than that kind of body language.
6. No Kiss at all. If you’re trying to skip the kiss ala “Pretty Woman,” I won’t be giving you the green card to move along to the other activities at which you are so obviously aiming.
7. Face licking. Ewwww. Not even my dog thinks face licking is cool.
8. Weird clicking or popping sounds that make me think you might be trying to imitate Larvell Jones in the Police Academy movies.
9. Bad breath or body odor. Yup, I’m one of the finicky people.
10. Lizard Kissing. I’m not a huge reptile fan so, in my book, the kiss is over quicker the faster the flicker.
11. Mashing. If I’m worried about tooth chips or losing the top 3 layers of skin to stubble, I’ll skip the call to my dentist and dermatologist by avoiding further opportunities with a masher.
12. Sucker Fish Kissing. If I’m worried about having hickeys on my cheek the next day, you are so done.
13. Passivity. If you are about as responsive as a pillow, I’ll send you to casting for the next young adult movie featuring the joys of abstinence.
14. The Air Block. Please make sure I can continue to breathe.

So all the lady out there mind to share with me is whats written up there is true ? I would very much appreciate all your input on this issue then maybe I will repost Bad Kiss Part 2 if I have sufficient input regarding this issue. Oh yea if any lady out there kind enough to practise kissing with me feel free to drop me a msg,as you all know perfect practise makes perfect ..ahha..For those of you who don’t know how to tell your partner he or she a bad kisser I hope that this video might be helpful to you guys to keep the relationship running.

and what I define as a good kiss ? The following scene below is definately ,definately a scene that we all can learn from on how to kiss….

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