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In this world all of us like to be special or feel special , some just have to be natural to be special while the others have to try very very hard in order to be special. Throughout our life we have those sort of “special events” to make us or the people around us feeling special.

Since the day we were born those around us celebrate like there is no tomorrow although some do cry in agony thinking about those amount of money require to raise this baby. You see sex is basically FREE except you decide to be a nice guy and pay for it but condom is not free except in some kind country that provide it freely so alot of people have unprotected sex in order to save a few pennies, BIG MISTAKE !!! You see just because you have decided to save a few pennies now you have to spend a lot and I mean A LOT of pounds to rectify shall I say this mistake.

You see getting someone pregnant is similar to striking jackport in your local national lottery, the only difference is that instead of you getting paid millions or in some cases billions ( country like Indonesia if they have one) you are the one that paying everyone else millions of your local currency.

Well don’t get me wrong sometimes this millions can be a good investment but most of the time that isn’t the case. Either those millions will go down the drain when you child turn out to be a some useless bump who can’t even support himself or his family throughout his entire life how is he/she going to support you ? or your child could turn out to be quite a successful person but he/she is such an asshole that he/she doesn’t even give a shit about how you live or even worst your child turn to be a very useless asshole who not only can’t even take care of you but have to leech to you for the rest of his/her so called life.

Of course those are some of the worst possible outcome , I mean if you are lucky enough to have a baby in a first world country@developed nation you can be live with peace of mind that even if you child turn out to be total ASSHOLE you can rely on the country and some other kind hearted people to take care of your grown up child. They will give him place to live, food to eat and money to spend and if your grown up child too useless to bath himself or eat by himself I am sure there are people out there willing to feed and bath him too.

We do have those rare moments where our investment turn out alright and in some even rare occasion our investment turn out to be a great investment.

The reason I am writing all this is not to condemn the act of making babies I mean I wont be here if that process doesnt exist. I am just writing all this to make you people who thinking of having baby to have another thought of it and just make sure you have the means to raise a baby decently.

As for those of you that doesnt want to have a baby yet or hates giving away your wealth to people who you might not know yet please wear a freaking condom or make sure your partner does when you people make sweet love. If you think buying condoms is a waste of money wait till you have a baby to raise.

Anyway I started this entry wanted to write about insignificance events to be celebrated by insignificance people in order to feel significant. I guess I was way off the topic but what the heck I will just write about it the next time around.

PLAY SEX WEAR CONDOM

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I came across a few quite nice stuff over the past few days althought it might appear a little towards the sexual thingy but I think it worth sharing so enjoy ….

If you cannot decipher anything, then try pulling the corner of your eyes..

POLITE WAY TO PEE

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’

Michael said, ‘Just a minute I have to go pee.’

The teacher responded by saying, ‘That would be rude and impolite.

What about you Peter, how would you say it?

Peter said, ‘I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.

‘That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?’

I would say: ‘Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.’

The teacher fainted.

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Have you heard of Christy Yow ? apparently she was given the nickname Malaysian Giant Breasts by certain not so bright people just because she has a pair of 36c breasts to show off. I agree that 36c might look huge on her petite body but 36c is still 36c and certainly she don’t really deserve the title Malaysian GIANT Breasts. Is all just part of our illusion, just imagine this, a 6 inches dick stucking out from a petite and skinny asian guy and a 6 inches dick stucking out from big and huge black guy.Please bear in mind those 2 dicks have the same diametre. Which one of those dick will look bigger ? the answer is that petite and skinny asian guy dick even though it is both the same size dick, a 6 inches is still just a 6 inches dick eventhough it might look bigger on certain person and smaller on the other. Thats optical illusion for you my friends.

Anyway she was sort of chosen to potray Rose Chan “The Queen of Striptease” in a new movie The Charming Rose, I guess having those so called GIANT breasts helped her to get that role. Then lately I believe some Singaporean offered to donate S$50k if she strip at a charity show. Hhmmm well is a good intention donating money to charity but donating money in order to have a look at a pair of breast doesnt seem that sincere. I dont think a glimpse of that so called GIANT breasts is worth S$50k anyway but hey who am I to judge right ? There are people paying a little as $5 for sex services while there are others who willing to pay millions of dollars for sex services after the conclusion are the same either you cum or you do not cum.

This is Christy Yow

I am not really that interested to talk about her yet as I don’t know much about her, just knew she has a pair of 36c breasts, thats about it. I am actually more interested in discussing the person she is going to potray. Rose Chan is who I am interested in. The late Rose Chan was famously known as The Queen of Striptease and she sort of an international performer as she does performance in Germany, France, UK, Australia and etc before.

Well I first heard of the name Rose Chan from my parents, as my parents are quite the open minded type they do share things that other parents might not with their children. My dad told me that he use to watch a couple of performance by Rose Chan before although I don’t exacly know how many times are a couple when she was performing in Penang at the current site for New World Park at Swatow Lane. According to him there was something like an entertainment and performance building there back then, the oldest memory I had on that site is just a huge empty and dirty piece of land before they turn it into the current New World Park. I can’t recall anything earlier than that, maybe some of you could enlighten me on the condition of the building before that.

So what does The Queen of Striptease does ? She strips of course, that makes me wonder why such act exist during those time in Malaysia when we cant have it now ? I thought we are getting worst and worst with those so call modernisation that exposed us to the west cultures and abundant pornographic materials in the net and yet they have LIVE STRIPTEASE back then, thats what I call irony. She does alot of other stunt during her performance beside showing her assest such as ;
- wrestle with python
- bending iron rod stuck to the base of her throat
- carrying a man on her shoulders
- put a plank on her body and having motorcycle ride over her
while those intimate act includes ;
- takes audience spectacles and rub it against her vagina
- stuff a banana into her vagina
- open the cap of Coca cola bottle using her vagina
- pull out a string of razor blade that inserted into her vagina one by one
- shoot a dart at a balloon using her vaginapower something similar to horsepower

It is quite a suprise the amount of tricks can be done by a vagina, I dont think a man dick can do that many performances and I believe most were under performing after a period of time, I am sure most of you ladies will agree with me. According to what I understand, the Thai Girl Show or Tiger Show in Thailand idea might come from those people who watched Rose Chan performance before, so she can be consider as the founder of Thai Girl Show. Perhaps one day I should have at a look what this Thai Girl Show is all about in order to know Rose Chan better.

I would say her life is really a roller caster, she had seen the worst and at the same time she had seen the best of the life. She was also a very charitable person, a portion of her show income will go to charity organisations benefiting children and old folks home, institutions for the blind and patients with TB. She married five times in total with 2 sons and 4 daughters in total from all her marriages. Things wasnt that well for her at the later stage of her life as she was banned to do any performance in KL and later on she was convicted for prostituting herself in a massage parlour in Perth. Then at 1973 Malaysian authorities took away her perfoming license weirdly it happens not long after she lodged a corruption report to the National Bureau of Investigation against a cultural officer in the Ministry of Culture, Youth and Sports.

She later diagnose with breast cancer at the age of 55 in year 1980 and was given 18 months to live but she live longer than that. God then decided to take her back when she is 62 years old in the year I was born. If you required more information about Rose Chan you can either click HERE or simply ask your parents if they are Malaysian and Singaporean or stayed in this 2 countries for certain period of time and you are just teenager or young adults. I am sure they have heard and watch Rose Chan before, if they say they don’t know who is Rose Chan then I am sure they are lying especially your DAD. If your dad deny it ask him when your mum is not around and I am sure he is more than willing to share with you the story of the legendary Rose Chan.

THE FOLLOWING PICTURE MIGHT APPEAR OFFENSIVE IF YOU LIVING IN THE 50s SO PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK

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Continous from Wet Intimate Dream part 1.0

Once inside we start to undress,
hugging each other getting closer,
she even breath down my neck,
when I look closely at her gorgeous rack.

Before we even get seriously started,
there’s a knock on the door,
as I get up to open the door,
my my what a suprise I saw.

Another familiar face looking at me,
someone I used to yearn to love,
but we were not fated the last time around,
now she would like to get down.

She pushes me to the bed,
and she begin to undress,
those two women look at each other,
with the devilish look on their face.

I beginning to wonder and ponder,
is this their plan since beginning,
team up together to pleasure,
a man like me full with desire.

I really can’t believe my eyes,
as two gorgeous lady,
standing in front of me,
with lust and damn freaking horny.

We proceed to the inviting bed,
in order to get dirty,
the action started slowly,
but soon enough it get messy.

One start from bottom,
the other from top,
it felt like heaven,
on this lovely Earth.

Many positions we do try,
from back to back to 69,
I do it gently and wise,
in order not to make you two cry.

Your skin so smooth and light,
under the bright moonlight,
even my sweat glide down your thigh,
but we will do it alright.

After all the blowing and sucking,
we went to humping and petting,
my heart nearly stopping,
but we still keep on going.

The view of your sexy back,
and your partner gorgeous rack,
while humping down my stick,
is not the view for the sick.

As you humping up and down,
my tongue busy petting her down,
all the action and sound,
nearly make me cum.

Oh god believe me,
when I said I nearly cum,
if not because of the fucking alarm,
that wake me up from my realm.

I finally realise it was just a dream,
tried my best to get back in,
but I just couldnt do it,
no matter how hard I itch.

All this so call wet dream,
leaving me frustrated feeling dirty,
I hope you wont think I am pervertic,
for writing this masterpiece.

By SirSimplySaw on 29/10/09

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I had a dream last night :-

not a dream about when mankind can write ,
not a dream about when mankind can fly ,
not a dream about when mankind can touch the sky ,
not a dream about when mankind can simply die.

Is a dream thats only occur when we sleep ,
a dream that last only as long as we are asleep ,
a dream you wish you could remember but you simply don’t ,
a dream that at  times you wish it wasn’t just a dream.

I wasn’t a holy guy , I wasn’t a badass either,
I do good deeds yet I am sinned,
my mind wasn’t dirty yet it is not clean,
but somehow up till lately I never had a wet dream.

When my friend or even my foe,
talks about having a wet dream,
all thats inside my mind was just emptiness,
as I just don’t understood what a wet dream is.

As time passes things do change,
I am not sure is it the weather,
I am not sure is it the surrounding,
but somehow just somehow things just change.

I really had a dream last night,
almost a wet and pervertic dream to be exact,
I don’t know whats coming to me,
but what I know is I nearly cum.

I dreamt that I was alone in a restaurant,
sitting by myself until I see her shadow,
appearing from the dark a face I could recognise,
oh my how suprised I was when she appear.

A face so familiar yet the feelings so distant,
as the moon replaces the sun,
our conversations goes from decent to wild,
hands touching, body sweating, lips kissing.

Dinner not the only thing serve on the table,
she made her move and I made my,
soon after we proceed to the chamber,
to do what a man suppose to do.

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